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Jason Spangler
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Jason Spangler
@JasonSpangler73
I'm a child of God and born American. The triumphs and atrocities of the world need our attention immediately.
United States Katılım Temmuz 2024
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🚫 Not Breaking: X creator payouts have reportedly collapsed after Elon Musk was forced to redirect nearly all platform revenue toward child support for what analysts are calling “a Genghis Khan number of children.”
Sources say creators became suspicious after their payout dashboards stopped showing dollar amounts and began displaying custody schedules, diaper futures, and one ominous line item labeled Recurring Mini-Elons.
According to three gurus, two gypsies, and a barefoot woman outside Whole Foods who claims she midwifed a Tesla, Musk now has “somewhere between 73 children and a congressional district.”
“Elon isn’t broke,” explained one tarot-based venture capitalist. “He’s just vertically integrating fatherhood at a scale the market has never seen.”
X finance officials reportedly confirmed that nearly all creator revenue has been redirected toward what internal documents describe as “civilizational seed funding,” including nannies, miniature rockets, family court retainers, and emergency applesauce reserves.
When reached for comment, Musk allegedly replied, “Civilization needs more humans,” before posting a rocket emoji, a baby bottle emoji, and a poll asking whether child support should be payable in exposure.
At press time, Musk promised creators that payouts would return to normal just as soon as the kids stop launching crayons into low Earth orbit.

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🇺🇸 Just in case you forgot why you have a three-day weekend…
This is it.
Not the barbecues. Not the beach trips. Not the sales.
This is the reason.
The folded flag. The final salute. The ultimate sacrifice so the rest of us could be free.
This Memorial Day, we honor the fallen.
We remember their names. And we never take this freedom for granted.

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Fairy Mornin’ ☕
You can tell a lot about a person by how they unwind on a Friday. Some folks hit the town. Some hit the recliner. Some of us just want the house quiet and nobody asking what’s for dinner.
Whatever it looks like, we earned it. Five days of alarms, traffic, deadlines, and pretending we had it together when we clearly did not. The weekend isn’t a reward we’re hoping for, it’s a paycheck we already worked for.
So tonight, claim it. The recliner, the tacos, the long shower, the early bedtime. Whatever your soul’s been asking for all week, give it to yourself without the guilt.
No wrong answers, just honest ones.
Fill in the blank: It’s not really the weekend until I’ve had ________.
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@karatademada You are very welcome.
I will be offline for awhile but will be taking photos and videos while I am gone.
Hope all is well with you and your family 💫
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@JasonSpangler73 They are both lovely 🥰
Thanks for sharing them with me
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@TulsiGabbard @ODNIgov Thank you for your service.
God bless you and your loved ones
in these difficult times, Tulsi🙏🏼❤️🙏🏼
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I am deeply grateful for the trust President Trump placed in me and for the opportunity to lead @ODNIgov for the last year and a half.
Unfortunately, I must submit my resignation, effective June 30, 2026. My husband, Abraham, has recently been diagnosed with an extremely rare form of bone cancer. He faces major challenges in the coming weeks and months. At this time, I must step away from public service to be by his side and fully support him through this battle.

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@LanieASassyVet @ShannonigansX_ Have a good evening, Elena ✨
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