Jason

@Sola_Requiem Pantera

Tell me your favorite band and I'll tell you what kind of man you are.

Many will say this is fake. Many would be wrong.

@crogers_htown @Fred_TX12 @BowTiedYukon No way. I’d never hear the end of it 😂

@Jason_Catholic @Fred_TX12 @BowTiedYukon I’ve only let my kid beat me in madden once. It was the morning before his mom and I left for Italy for 9 days. I think he’s forgotten about it but it legit cheered him up that day. No regrets.

41 years old today I can’t stop and will not stop I have 3 young men at home that will always expect me to be the jacked dad

@crogers_htown @Fred_TX12 @BowTiedYukon I still cook my boys at ncaa and madden. I tell them I will never let them win. I talk smack to the during game. They gotta learn somehow. Do the same thing to my oldest on Mario kart. It’s the only game she plays and she’s pretty good but just not good enough. 😂

@Fred_TX12 @BowTiedYukon Sports & COD Nothing crazy. I watch him play all of his though. His buddies hate that I can whoop their ass in any sports game. Even if it’s not one I play

Chuck Norris held a 183-10-2 record and was a 6x world champion in full contact bare knuckle karate. On top of that, he beat heavyweight kickboxing world champion Joe Lewis 3 consecutive times and also had a brutal sparring match with undefeated kickboxing world champion, Bill Superfoot Wallace, that lasted an hour and a half. According to Wallace, they practically stalemated and "beat the crap out of each other". Chuck was trained in kickboxing/boxing by Benny The Jet Urquidez and was also trained in BJJ by the Gracies and Machados for 20 years. Even being able to submit Carlos Machado himself on occasion. Chuck had a 315 Ibs bench press at 180 lbs bodyweight and was said to have a grip back in the day that nobody could escape from because he was so strong. Even Jean Claude Van Damme said he'd never fight Chuck Norris, despite being a kickboxing world champion himself. Chuck held a 10th degree black belt in Chun Kuk Do, a 9th degree black belt in Tang Soo Do, an 8th degree black belt in Taekwondo, a 5th degree black belt in Karate, a 3rd degree black belt in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu and a black belt in Judo. Rest in peace, Chuck!

.@Cinaboncrusader, “I can fix her!”

Caption..???

@beginnercathol1 @CatholicRob Excellent idea.

So are we going to get a Taffy intro featuring @CatholicRob as Afroman next week?

@beginnercathol1 Jesuits*

@Jason_Catholic I blame the Ordinariate

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So do the British.

@CatholicRob x.com/i_ammukhtar/st…

I blame Jason and Anthony for my feed now being nothing but stupid Afroman

Greatest Ally!

@disclosetv @Weimeritocracy Greatest ally remember! Evangelicals worship them!

NOW - Netanyahu: "Jesus Christ has no advantage over Genghis Khan. Because if you are strong enough, ruthless enough, powerful enough, evil will overcome good."

BOMSHELL- Jason revokes right to say bombshell

@PriceTaerl789 @thebeckygriffin @SecretFire79 @GodlyAction People don’t get this. It’s an excellent point imo.

@thebeckygriffin @SecretFire79 @GodlyAction Chapter and verse where it says the good thief was NOT Baptized.

Baptism is not required for salvation.

@GodlyAction Says no Bible verse.

I vote to take away his right to say “bombshell” anymore.

@Joeinblack @SteveSkojec Priests are normal people too?

I was ordained in 1998. I took a group of sophomores on retreat at a retreat center. We had a hard leave time because we needed to take the bus to get back to school before the buses left. So, it was time to pray mass and when I went to the sacristy to vest, I could not get in: a priest was in there hearing confessions from another retreat. In the end, I got a stole from my truck and explained to the students I was not able to wear vestments because of a weird situation. I told them this shouldn’t happen but I couldn’t figure out another way. During mass, the Bishop (Karl) came in to see the mass. The next day, he called and tore me a new one for 20 minutes. He was furious. I explained the situation and he told me in the future to not pray mass if I was not able to vest properly. I asked his forgiveness and learned my lesson. I say this because priests are normal people. We make mistakes and learn and grow. Somewhere out there is a picture of me praying mass in my clerics and a stole. You can post it and condemn me or rejoice that I learned something. The outrage machine is consuming people like this poster I’m replying to and it’s a tragedy. Jesus promises us that the measure we use to measure others will be measured back to us. I think of that every day.