Jason Nark

In New Jersey’s most rural county, a struggling #dairy farm wanted to introduce “solar grazing” with panels, to stave off shuttering. Their quest prompted a question: What’s a farm supposed to look like in 2026? My @PhillyInquirer story inquirer.com/life/outdoors/…

Man allegedly vandalized parks in Pocono Township after pickleball injury ruined summer 6abc.com/post/man-charg…

Trump’s Self-Indulgence Deepens G.O.P. Fears in Midterms nytimes.com/2026/05/25/us/… via @NYTimes

A BB gun is not a toy gun. Bad lede patch.com/new-york/midhu…

He’s kidding. Clowning

@Sircodyofgood @MattWalshBlog You are

@JasonNark @MattWalshBlog How do you read "In a few decades you’ll be just as dead as the rest of us, if not sooner. Relax a little and live your life while you still can." and then compare someone living a life by 1. Drinking a beer 2. Trying Heroin 3. Skydiving with the goal to eventually wingsuit ?

The health consciousness stuff has gone massively overboard. People walking around with bands tracking their vital signs every second of the day like they’re astronauts on the ISS. Treating alcohol or sugar like it’ll kill them if they look at it. Tracking their sleep. Counting their steps. It’s possible to live a healthy life without being an obsessive, paranoid lunatic. You’re gonna die either way. In a few decades you’ll be just as dead as the rest of us, if not sooner. Relax a little and live your life while you still can.

@Sircodyofgood @MattWalshBlog Having a beer is not the same as injecting heroin. You know that.

This is a good take but still oddly focuses on spirits and their effects on the human body. If this is how you feel you should include "occasionally injecting heroin" in the name of "experiencing and living life on the list." Like I'm with you but feel like you haven't lived much life yourself

@handlename12345 @cosmicblackdude @MikeJTrades This guy is joking. He knows it’s fine

@cosmicblackdude @MikeJTrades Haha, like, im gonna litterally stop living one day. Can you stop that? Why should i care about your respect. 🤣🤣🤣 not you man, but whoever your talking about. Eat 💩

As a 34 year old man, I can tell you this... If you are 30+ and still living with roommates, you are not respected by most women or people in general

@terrapin4118 @blockchainghost @piebyfour The Goldfinch.

@blockchainghost @piebyfour Every insufferable douchebag

Name a book that everyone loves but you hate.

@BlackLabelAdvsr @RogerDeReu This guy is just kidding.

@RogerDeReu Yeah it was definitely upper class on average.

Just spent two weeks at Florida beaches. Here’s what I observed: - Tons of kids - Economy is in full bloom. Lots of yachts in the water - Most people are obese - Restaurants packed and it’s not even June - People drive slower than people in Seattle… - Tons of Christians - Gen Z definitely has not given up alcohol. Local beach bars were insanely packed. Drinks flowing! - Not a single Tesla - Zero tattoos - Lots of new construction including thousands of beachfront custom homes - Crazy high number of families using an expensive photographer to do beach photoshoots Recession cancelled!

@JamesMelville How does it affect you, besides crying about it?

Each to their own, but why can’t people just lose weight naturally by sticking to a healthy diet and exercising rather taking an Ozempic jab?

This case lasts 35 seconds in court.

This guy is just kidding.

Is this Ai ?

You were right.

@MauiLiberty @caliwebman @thedaywar90 Dad, what does “FJB” mean?

@caliwebman @thedaywar90 How does a ferry fuck?

I cannot believe that COSTCO, a family store where there are many children with their parents would allow this POS wear that shirt in the store. I will be contacting COSTCO CORPORATE later today. I know we, in the USA 🇺🇸, have freedom of speech but not hate speech or these kind of statements when in a public place. President Donald J. Trump should take action.

@CoachJoshWood @aussiedoc_ @clairlemon Sorry. It’s someone whose net worth is one billion or more. But you knew that.

@JasonNark @aussiedoc_ @clairlemon You didn't answer? What is a billionaire?

It has never been more obvious that socialists don't actually care about working people, they just hate the rich.

Q: Are you attending your son's wedding this weekend? TRUMP: Uhhhh. He'd like me to go. I'm gonna try and make it. I said, 'This is not good timing for me. I have a thing called Iran and other things.'

@CoachJoshWood @aussiedoc_ @clairlemon It’s an easy one, for sure.

@JasonNark @aussiedoc_ @clairlemon Is that the threshold for 'rich'? A billion in savings? Net worth? Part of a billion dollar in revenue company?

The Nobel Laureate Olga Tokarczuk’s recent comments on her use of AI in ‘preliminary research’ have hit a nerve – and rightly so, says Helen Charman artreview.com/why-olga-tokar…

Can AI write literature and get away with it? On May 16, the Commonwealth Foundation announced the regional winners of its Short Story Prize. A few days later, the winning entry from the Caribbean, “The Serpent in the Grove,” by Jamir Nazir of Trinidad, was drawing attention online because some people thought it, and other prize-winning stories, reads uncomfortably like AI-generated text. The story, which was published on the literary magazine ‘Granta’’s site after being selected, is crammed with metaphor and simile. Some descriptions are even bizarre: “The girl smiled like sunrise over a sink”; “She had the kind of walking that made benches become men.” There are other hallmarks of AI writing, like negative parallelisms and anaphora, or the repetition of words at the beginning of successive sentences or clauses. Razmi Farook, director general of the Commonwealth Foundation, said that the prize committee does not use AI checkers in the judging process, calling those programs “not unfailing or infallible.” (Several people online said that AI-checking tools deemed “The Serpent in the Grove” to be 100 percent AI generated. ) “All shortlisted writers have personally stated that no AI was used and, upon further consultation, the Foundation has confirmed this,” her statement reads. A concurrent statement sent by ‘Granta’ publisher Sigrid Rausing was less sure, writing that she and her colleagues ran the story through Claude, which concluded that it was “almost certainly” written with the help of an AI tool, though it might have a “human core.” A representative from ‘Granta’ confirmed that its editors did not participate in the selection. Sign up for our Book Gossip newsletter to read more about the controversy and why this is the type of news story we’re regrettably about to see more of: nymag.visitlink.me/02GTsY