Jasper DeWitt

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Jasper DeWitt

Jasper DeWitt

@JasperDW

Author of “The Patient,” optioned by @HBO with @HalleBerry starring. Repped @JenniferUnter, IPG. Millennial with the soul of a Victorian.

Los Angeles, CA Katılım Ekim 2017
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the crowning of miss american vampire 1970
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️
Today’s authors aren’t problematic enough. Mary Shelley fought with Leigh Hunt for possession of her late husband’s disembodied heart. Caroline Lamb stabbed herself with a broken wine glass & then mailed a lock of her pubic hair to Byron. Rufus Griswold dug up his wife’s body and spent 30 hours kissing it. Living writers are dull by comparison.
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Ming-Na Wen@MingNa·
Ultimate nerdom is when you collect everything you've worked on! If that's wrong, then i don't want to be right!
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Hollywood Horror Museum@horrormuseum·
You know what's great to us? We have followers far left, far right, everything in between, and we can all get along! We talk about cool, funny, insane, historical things, without having to hit each other with a sledgehammer to agree with us. And that's pretty wonderful.
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Jasper DeWitt@JasperDW·
@jk_rowling Meanwhile, poor #Slughorn is sitting there like, "why is my house, which is famous for its connection to the dark arts, and for producing the head of a fascist secret society with skull/snake iconography, suddenly so full of edgelords? I'm just here for the garden party, what."
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Jasper DeWitt@JasperDW·
Most authors: RIch legacy kids are unbelievably lame, stupid upper-class twits. @jk_rowling: Rich legacy kids are the most metal people to ever exist. #Slytherin
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Jasper DeWitt@JasperDW·
As per usual with Sam Levinson shows, people do not understand the satire of #Euphoria and why the degrading aspects are necessary to make that satire work.
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🕸ℭ𝔥𝔞𝔪𝔭𝔞𝔤𝔫𝔢𖦹°×̷̷͜×̷
Horror is misunderstood ,it's much more than gore and Jumpscares. It's emotion under pressure , grief, guilt ,paranoia, loneliness ,survival, obsession, etc. Some of the most creative cinematography, sound design ,practical effects ,& story telling choices happen in horror
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@webofpagne How do yall genuinely like horror movies??

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Ashton Blaise@theashtonblaise·
How many jars of sand has Hayden Christiansen received at conventions?
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Kat Rosenfield@katrosenfield·
People don’t really read fiction anymore and that is a problem; another problem, however, is that among the dwindling population of people who do read, there is a sizeable contingent who seem not to understand what books are for
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PoIiMath@politicalmath·
This is extremely *midwit religious" coded behavior. All human talent and beauty must pass through a final "ideological conformity" filter before it can be fully recognized. The only true talents are those who are part of our specific sect, all others are lesser.
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