jasper smith

this might be it. this might be what turns me into an old man shouting at the clouds

Its amazing how he’s never had a job but can do a spot on impression of everyone’s least favorite coworker

babe your bits were so good today, i’m proud of you

how are you 28 and not completely humiliated to be in a relationship w a 20 year old

As my 8yo daughter, who seems to have received mostly my genes, gets funnier and funnier, I see more and more clearly how fun it is to hang out with me.

wish there was sound so we could hear his slam poetry twitter.com/BornAKang/stat…

Dont sweat it if you havent found a job yet. King Charles is 73 and he started his first job today.

A classic from a suspended account. I think about it and die laughing every time

@kevinmorby eddie van halen has a feel to die for. bob dylan, and john lennon.

Who are the greatest rhythm guitarists of all time?

Today I learned that sea urchins naturally use shells as hats to feel safer and camouflage. So some aquarists decided to 3d print tiny hats for them

they wouldn't call it "the champagne of beers" if it was bad

Oh no I don’t do coke I just really like being in the bathroom