Jaws

@CultureCrave @officialinews_ You mean a morbtage

Jared Harris was asked why he took a role in #Morbius "I've got a mortage to pay" (via @officialinews_)

@laeswrld This video goes almost perfectly with Seven Nation Army

SUICIDE POSTPONED

@TheSimCommunity CallMeKevin literally predicted this, all hail the dear leader!!

The NEXT Expansion Pack for #TheSims4 is already being hinted as "Death Themed" 🪦 simscommunity.info/2024/07/24/sim…

@BlueFox94 @GiantRobotPilot @RussellHayward He was LOL

@buildabear Doctor Love Lion, what do I do if my date *doesn't* want to build a bear with me?

Dr. Love Lion is officially BACK and ready to help YOU! Head to our Instagram stories to submit your questions about love and relationships—or leave one in the comments…the Doctor just might choose yours to answer🌹

@buildabear Oh my gosh if we are doing cryptids I beg you to do mothman!!

We've got another Lovable Legend coming soon! Can you guess who this forest-dwelling mythical creature is?

@PAStatePolice Does anyone know the name of the dog that caught him?

Thank you to our law enforcement partners and the community whose support brought this operation to a successful conclusion.

Don’t be a blah gift giver. Our new Blobfish plush makes a uniquely adorable gift idea! US: bddy.me/3WRz2Nd UK: bddy.me/3WVCUwD

@davenottdavid @bauhiniarose @connecticutdsa I'm proud of you Bureaucrat 🤧

@thisisdanbell You've become a mall walker

When the internet is debating Nepotism Babies and you’re just over here being adorable. * 'Nepo Baby' Shirt Not Actually Available For Purchase!

@ryansbergara and @shanemadej were you guys aware that Yesterday December 8th the identity of the boy in the box was discovered?? I'm sure you won't see my tweet or that someone else has said it but In case you do his name is Joseph Augustus Zarelli

@60SecondsMovies Jaws

What movies do you want in 60 seconds? (Just suggest)

@silver_eg0 YESSSS!!!

phasmophobia! tonight! come see me be a huge baby! boy howdy am I excited! (scared)!

shark

@silver_eg0 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD YOOOO!!!!

Some say the eyes are the windows to the soul. I say you're welcome to look at mine! Here's a peek😉

@EelectricMiguel Next goal: See Miguel in person

Mornings are a real breath of fresh air, especially for obligate air-breathers like me!

@AmyKayAsmr Only if I'm allowed to dress as a plague doctor 🧐

Ok but what if we all dressed up and went to a big renfair together like the group of asmr nerds we are 🧚‍♀️🧝‍♀️🧙‍♂️✨️

When @AmyKayAsmr says you are chicken

@MarineShitposts IN MY DREAMS 😭

If you think beaches are infested with sharks then you're head is infested with brain worms