JayBeeson
847 posts
@JU_95__ @gnuman1979 Funny thing about the food chain is that, on an individual basis, it depends on the moment. In this particular situation, you’re toast. Hell, I’ve even been attacked by birds defending a nest and felt like they were in control!
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NEW: Ronna Romney won RNC chair. She's lost the last three elections. HAHA excellent.
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Ok some fun: Name something totally reasonable...that is totally offensive to MAGA snowflakes.
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@BobbyNSteve1 @yibako @ChudsOfTikTok True, don’t watch random internet videos, but do read the newspapers online and find any other news sources. You’ll come to a similar conclusion.
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@yibako @ChudsOfTikTok Lmao oh gosh please don't watch random videos on the internet thinking it's representative of normal every day life in the US
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A customer returned to McDonalds to correct an issue with her burger, the employee then tried to charge her again for her order during which time the police were called.
Customer refuses to present ID to the officers & they decide to arrest her, while doing so one punches her.
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@nlchipman @lisadubbels @nlchipman No, she’s reminding us that we should all be calling out that sh*t when we see it and maybe the a-holes will realize they don’t have as many allies as they think they do.
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@lisadubbels And you're so proud of yourself that you needed to come here and tell us what you did.
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Please reply with suggestions for a good title for the inevitable George Santos biopic 👉
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@rezistasistah @FrankSowa1 @NotABlindTrust @rezistasistah That made me laugh out loud. You win the internet today — all of it!
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@tarapalmeri I’m beginning to think the Dems secretly orchestrated this. It’s wonderful to watch!
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Another eruption on the House Floor against Kevin McCarthy over alleged deal-making to secure the speakership, with one member shouting him down with "“You fucked me, I know it was you, you whipped against me.” puck.news/feeling-the-ve…
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@GHStaigle @AdamKinzinger @GHStaigle No, it’s more like needing a larger suit because you’re 50 lbs. heavier. The damage is already done. Deal with it and buy a bigger suit.
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@AdamKinzinger Raising the debt limit is like buying an oversized suit and then bragging about losing weight.
Why is it that it's always about raising the debt but never about cutting spending?
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Defaulting on the US debt by not raising the debt limit will crush the economy and skyrocket interest rates on US debt. It will cost way more than any savings from cuts. It’s a dangerous game the GOP will own if they default. Pay your credit card.
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@RonFilipkowski If I had known there was “stollen” with that election, I would’ve voted twice. I LOVE a good stollen! Also, 7 commas in once sentence is impressive. As a former English teacher I might’ve pointed out that he had two or even three stand alone sentences there.
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Let’s wrap up the holiday weekend with some positive news.
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He literally introduced himself as someone with a totally different name.
PatriotTakes 🇺🇸@patriottakes
In 2019, George Santos introduced himself as Anthony Devolder, the founder of “United for Trump,” during a Q & A session at a “Walk Away LGBT” event in NYC. Santos said trans people could benefit from a trans conservative activist educating them.
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@RonFilipkowski “My food gets burned almost every time, I get mortified by everyone around my table, I’m signing legal complaints against the waiters, I get followed to the parking lot, and women are throwing up on me.” (There, I fixed it.)
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Alex Jones claims that he can’t go to a restaurant anywhere in peace: “My food gets bought almost every time, I get mobbed all around the table, and I’m signing autographs for the waiters, I get followed to the parking lot, women are throwing themselves at me.”
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@RubenGallego Ruben,if you do run for Senate, you’re going to have to remember to NEVER use sarcasm in your public speeches. After all, you really want every vote you can get, right?
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Hot take: Keep the gas stove and get rid of the air fryer. Only urban elitist use air fryers.
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@RubenGallego @LoSo7117 You do realize you look like an elementary school bully who just switched to a digital playground, right?
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@AntonyRosenbaum @nigelTheBold @natsechobbyist @HC_Richardson Anthony, that’s wonderful. Thanks for making me laugh out loud at the end of a tiring day!
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@nigelTheBold @natsechobbyist @HC_Richardson It’s like a badly acted scene between the two ugly sisters in a low-grade production of Cinderella…
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A true public servant, looking out for the good of the country.
Republican Accountability@AccountableGOP
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "You know why I'm upset? Because Matt Gaetz, Lauren Boebert, and Scott Perry...walked in Kevin McCarthy's office last night and made their own personal demands....and guess what? The chairman of the Freedom Caucus negotiated nothing for me."
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@durping1001 @williamlegate @elonmusk @farzyness @durping1001 You would think that he would’ve considered that fact before buying Twitter. If he wants to play in that sandbox (litter box?) rather than Tesla’s, wouldn’t it have been a good idea to, uh, plan for that?
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Elizabeth Warren is the last person I would ever want anywhere close to Tesla.
unusual_whales@unusual_whales
Elizabeth Warren has written a letter to Tesla’s board asking whether investors have been harmed by the billionaire tech mogul’s time running the social network, per NYT.
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What happens next? #Echobox=1671486197" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">secondnexus.com/final-action-j…
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