Jay Bortberg

@PardonMyTake COPE! WE BEEN HERE!

@Memumdied @BuffaloSabres Probably a Panthers fan. Cope. See ya.

@BuffaloSabres Imagine your whole playoff hype is about the fact that you haven’t been in the playoffs for half of your fanbases lives? Or even their whole lives? It’s more pathetic than the leafs getting a first round win and that excitement.

Rally the sabrehood… Better days continue at KeyBank Center VERY soon. ⚔️

@BuffaloSabres Yup I just soiled my pants with CUM

Does anyone else’s girlfriend think if she stops talking she will implode? Jesus FUCK where is the off switch!

@favspopculture Those teeth need cum.

@PortalMckennaGr Hope she does a nude scene soon.

🚨 PERFEITA! Look de Mckenna Grace pro #Oscar via Tiktok 🩷

Hey so why the FUCK are the #Oscar commercials so long? Like they’re each 2 minutes. Oh and they’re also mostly GAY! Let’s get back to showing Kylie’s CLEAVAGE! Welcome to the show BABY!

SEVEN MORE YEARS OF DOANER ⚔️ We have signed Josh Doan to a seven-year extension with an AAV of $6.95 million. Details → bufsabres.co/4pRmq5t

@DiscussingFilm Put hot girls in movies, make them show their BOOBIES, bang- sell tickets.

‘THE HOUSEMAID’ is tracking to pass $200M worldwide on a budget of $35M It is expected to become one of Lionsgate’s biggest hits of the decade

#BillsMafia I need your help 😳Hit the RT to cast your vote and bump me up to 1st place to support Dion’s Dreamers ⛄️ #WPMOYChallenge @DDawkins66

@RestrictedVids I believe it’s a called a handjob.

@_MLFootball Great! 5 yards per carry, 8 yards per catch, 2 TDs, and a clear work horse! He was punched in the face on that fumble, what do you expect, him to be the hulk?!

@BBQChiefs 119 mph reckless aggressive driving, causing a 6 car chain collision, injuring 7 people including a 3 and 4 year old. After the crash he fled the scene. In exchange for this, next week @tkelce , you must wear the same graphic tee but with images of Taylor full frontal.

@SholaMos1 Why is there shooting vid on my porn app? SENDING PRAYERS CK🫶

It’s shockingly poetic that a White man not a Black man or immigrant shot Charlie Kirk in cold blood. Lord knows I detest him - a bloody racist anti-muslim zionist bigot. But to shoot him because you don't like his views is absolutely diabolical. I'm genuinely shocked. twitter.com/SholaMos1/stat…

@_MLFootball A CHOKERRRRRR

LAMAR JACKSON IS _______!

@EliotShorrParks Good to see Jason Kelce still hanging with the team.

Jalen Hurts spends time with a fan prior to the start of Tuesday’s practice

@NFL @BuffaloBills @hbomax If this same thing happened to Jenna Ortega- I’d use it as a milk substitute for my nightly bowl of Cheerios. That little Mexican girl ROCKS.

Tre'Davious White sweats... A LOT. 😅🤢 New episode of #HardKnocks: Training Camp with the @BuffaloBills airs tonight at 9pm ET on @hbomax

@LakeOCally Heard he’s going by “Bill Croskey-Merritt” now. Trying to CMC it up a bit if you know what I mean. Taking him 1.03 most likely after that effort.

There’s a 0% chance Jacory Croskey-Merritt is a real person and isn’t just a name taken from East West bowl right?

How you move your Center of Gravity can separate the average arm from an elite thrower. Here’s how it relates to velocity, and how to make it more explosive🧵