Laichen O’Callaghan

@PaulMiddle39548 Disappointing to hear

Did shelf’s ass get nerfed?

Just watched a 16U game where a kid ripped smelling salts in the pen and then pulled down 64 mph. What

@Outpizzathehuts Thanks pizza. Still kickin. Gonna take more than a legume to take me aht -LOC

@LakeOCally Unbeknownst to Mr. Pizza. I actually made a peanut allergy about you today, LOC. Glad you’re still kickin

Bad news: my life was almost taken by a peanut today. Worse news: that poor peanut had to run into this brick shithouse

Well, I prolly just let out the fattest cumshot of my life watching that Derrick Henry fumble. He’s so good. How did he fumble. What just happened. Gonna give my shaft a rest and then wank my weasel again watching tall, fast, handsome, rocket arm Josh Allen trow the rock around

Was out on the trail yesterday and saw a small white kid wearing 42. Where is the damn ‘tegrity in the sport I love. There’s only one white boy that’s allowed to play Jackie and it’s Rick Cooder #LANK

Just tried Cava tonight. Shit is LEGIT. If it wasn’t $$$ I’d put that shit P4P better than Chipotle any day of the week. My balls are tingling. Any ball knowers out there?

Currently ripping my first ever Virginia vortex. Alone. Reading a book. (?) Shit is depressing. It’s the people that makes the 🙌🏼, not the food. Although I would kill for a 🙌🏼 cookie right now. #LANK

@brinasdaily Fracture my cock.

sabrina carpenter, the hottest woman.

Montana & Wyoming tinder has me missing Berea. Shit’s wild. You don’t know what you have until it’s gone apparently #InvestedGratefulAsstertive

There’s a 0% chance Jacory Croskey-Merritt is a real person and isn’t just a name taken from East West bowl right?

@EddieMoney3762 @_MLFootball How about you put some goddamn respect on Brandon Weeden’s name? OKST Pokes legend. Guy trew a pretty ball

@_MLFootball Putting up those numbers with Brandon Weeden and Jason Campbell throwing the ball makes it even more impressive. Imagine this guy with a legit arm! (Like Shedeur)

“DAD, HOW GOOD WAS JOSH GORDON IN HIS PRIME?” ONE OF THE MOST WIDE RECEIVERS IN #NFL HISTORY IN HIS PRIME. 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Went to the local fun bar in Seattle tonight. Met a beautiful woman named “Chanel” and she said she knew my friend @Outpizzathehuts. She was HALF my type and was so gracious to offer me $300 head. BARGAIN!!! #SheWantedMe

@LakeOCally @JumpTrailers @DerekSeryanis Holy smokes! Gonna print this out and have a nice little TRIB.

Ya know the Castellanos announcer? Like the guy that says KC is the gayest place in the world? Guy had clearly never been to Seattle. Place blows. Hoooooolllyyy. Per sources, ya boy is #outtahere. It’s a new era of #CumOnJackets. More to come on that front soon.

@JumpTrailers Was cranking my hog to her pre-covid. Bought stock early and it’s really paying off. Addison earned herself a Super-max this offseason. Thoughts? @JayBortberg @DerekSeryanis I’d pile drive that back patio through the mattress.

@ascinhiding Hold on… he’s kinda spittin tho🤔

This might be the worst reply of all time

@ReddCinema Brb gonna go goon in the work bathroom

Dr. Umar not even a real Doctor

Prolly just kms prolly #MichaelJordan

scranton fucking railrider for life tho