Jay Dwight

My father worked 14 hours a day to put food on the table. Good man. But a terribly slow cook.

I just can't believe that I got the sack from the Calendar factory after all the extra days I put in.

Good to see the cameraman in a Jets cap. @newtownrlfc #WeAre8972 #NRLBulldogsPanthers

@WhiteHouse But paedophiles will remain protected under this regime… Shame, perverts, shame

“NATO WASN’T THERE WHEN WE NEEDED THEM, AND THEY WON’T BE THERE IF WE NEED THEM AGAIN. REMEMBER GREENLAND, THAT BIG, POORLY RUN, PIECE OF ICE!!!” - President Donald J. Trump

I’ve had a terrible week. Learning that the authorities had my pet lion taken away, that was the last roar.

@SteveHiltonx So that would make you pro-paedophile? Or do you support paedophiles being investigated?

I am deeply honored to receive the endorsement of our President, Donald J Trump. The Democrat machine arrogantly assumes it will rule forever. Well they're in for a shock: Californians are desperate for change, and I will work harder than you've ever seen, for everyone in our beautiful state, to make it happen. Golden Again. ✊☀️🇺🇸

Did you know there’s no official training for a garbage collector? They just pick it up as they go along.

@parramatt She was very happy. Can’t deny her some good times after years of spoons.

@JayD1313 Happy your mum had a good time. Shame it was the wrong result though! 😖💙💛

Hoping for a Wests Tigers win for my dear old Mum today

Never solve math problems for short people. Make the little things count.

@me_dc Despite your stupid winger making it way harder than it should’ve been 😉 Good win, enjoy

I honestly felt like that game was lost, Moses for all my dislike of him was going to win that game with his skill and smarts (yeah, I actually said it). He always fires up for Tigers games, always. I’m just glad that the boys hung in there, that has been missing for a decade.

@anne_hegerty @keithedwards Probably more paedophiles need protecting. Woking the black sharpie overtime

@keithedwards There's nothing wrong with him, he just didn't want to go because he didn't feel like it.

BREAKING: Trump skipped all three scheduled Easter masses he was meant to attend today. Something is wrong with the president and the White House is keeping it from us.

@PeteButtigieg Not much hope when the orange man and his corrupt regime remain in power and paedophiles remain protected

Happy Easter! As Christians worldwide celebrate the Resurrection today, may all feel renewed in a sense of joy and hope.

@kelly_ques Nope. Attraction at first sight, but you can’t love someone until you really know them.

Do you believe in love at first sight?

@HelpRodger And at least the paedophiles remain free from investigation too…. Guess you love that too? What a great man he is… (sarcasm intended)

Iranian terrorists are getting totalled by Trump. Loving it.

@charliekirk11 Well the women should remain afraid, because Trump’s corrupt regime will not investigate paedophiles, so they remain free to molest their daughters.

Matthew 28:5-6 But the angel said to the women, “Do not be afraid, for I know that you seek Jesus who was crucified. He is not here, for he has risen, as he said. Come, see the place where he lay.” 🙏

@hughriminton @debbishdotcom This man is only suited to jail…. for so many offences.

Is this man temperamentally suited to high office?

@joseforsandiego @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Do you also stand alongside his stance of refusing to investigate paedophiles?

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Your country is an embarrassment - where was englands Easter message

This is embarrassing, Delete it, President ⁦@realDonaldTrump⁩ - unless you want everyone to think you’ve lost your marbles.

@piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Geez, when one of Trump’s biggest fans turns against him, you know you’re losing the fan base. Only the very dumbest of the cult remain on board.

@PressSec God doesn’t want paedophiles protected, but you corrupt perverts won’t investigate.

God is Good. Happy Easter! 🇺🇸🙏✝️