Jay

Everyone get away from my girl right now everyone close your eyes you’re not allowed to look everyone take 3 steps back no body open twitter anymore

@sillybutch 3 times

Has anyone in real life actually been left by a bisexual woman for a man like actually

Sometimes you just need to let a girl half your size dominate you

showering together but instead of trying to get freaky they actually take care of you. wash your body and your hair for you. (top tier i bet. or a super relaxing bubble bath.)

i wish i was mentally stable but instead i got these massive soft bouncy boobs

one thing about me ima find another job 😂 tf u mean u been here 15 yrs 😭😭

ellie and abby little boobs

girls with glasses are hot because imagine making out and she break the kiss just to take them off like YKKKKK

Me making the same exact playlists over and over

Oomfed so hard she ended up in MyChart appt summary

lowk wanna show my boobs to boyfriend

how life would sound if rick grimes had killed negan smith

Job interviewers will say “We’re like a family here” and you get there and it’s the Stanford Prison Experiment

Just had a vision so strong seismic quakes that good ol razzle dazzle

🚨 Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau share their IQ test results in a new photo.

I'm sure that degree will come in handy for the job.

I would say one of my most persistent personal defects is that I always want to be on drugs. doesn't matter which drugs exactly, I'm pretty flexible. but I love being on at least some sort of drugs and I don't see why I shouldn't always be.

Maintenance came into my !Lesbian! apartment while I was gone and I came back to the toilet seat up……. KYS

Ever since i said i wanted to become canadian for lesbian reasons twitter has been CONVINCED i am canadian. i Don’t get any of these references