McLovin Jesus

@tavernofterrors They just call that circumcised

do doctors ever say nice penis or something when you have a really big penis?

@Afghan_Engineer I hope it's 2 and 4 because I'm a master at those

Engineers and those who are experience which one is stronger?

@usedgov Thanks for putting in the images the damage your administration is doing

SKILLS THAT PAY OFF.

@KennethCassel I hate transmission problems

this is what the inside of an LLM looks like btw

@the_JohnBlack I love home improvement projects

Whoop Whoop 🤡

@davepl1968 Tell the Cuyahoga River that

Nobody is entitled to it. Go get it if you want it. Have a drink. Build a data center. Water your lawn. Stop sitting around waiting for someone to fill your cup. Water is not rare or precious; it's just distributed in inconvenient ways sometimes. You can't destroy it.

@alkalinesec Well if it doesn't work it's just a Possible Proof of Concept

why do people expect PoCs to be 100% reliable complete exploits? was i asleep when we changed the letters to mean Perfect Operational Cybernuke?

@rekdt You're a bit too naive. If it seems too elaborate to be true it is. Not to say someone didn't try but they never execute with precision.

Friendly reminder, the feds don’t need to backdoor your encryption because they’ve already backdoored your OS and have root permission to your encryption keys Don’t believe me?? Google EternalBlue

@TrumpDailyPosts Donald Trump

What is the greatest threat to freedom in America?

@missus_wormy I just learned about Habsburg jaw today

Marie Antoinette will have her revenge on France

@davepl1968 Here's to hoping he can also write a task manager worth a damn

I'm extremely fortunate to have Bruce, who was the Principal Engineer for Paul Allen's Living Computer Museum, come out and fix the PDP-11 issues I can't solve! Which is to say, "anything that requires actual engineering talent!". He led the multi-year restoration of the huge CDC6500 from Purdue... with more than 10,000 pins to be recabled. He had to reverse engineer and remanufacture logic and memory modules, the refrigeration system, and used FPGAs to emulate missing hardware. He's also restored (perhaps a few) PDP-10 systems, including the big KI10/KA10. And he invented a bunch of BMS stuff for EVs, worked at Intel and Cisco, and so on! Fortunately, he's one of the comparatively few engineers I know who's passionate about keeping OLD hardware running as it was intended AND who knows how to do it! But now we're starting to dress alike, it seems!

@michaelcollado @McGrewSecurity Opening Twitter is like rolling your own cigarette, drunk

Opening Twitter is like having a lil phone cigarette

@BillWiIdin The smart people use a time tracker and end up working more than in office employees

If you work from home, you shouldn't get a full salary since you're basically Babysitting your own life on company time. If you have time to start a load of laundry between meetings, you’re technically a part-time employee.

@SkateboardVine Nolly hardflip is beautiful

@QuinnyPig That clown is the digital equivalent of ivermectin

If this is true, your architecture is horrifying.

@ThePrimeagen I'm supposed to water my corn?

It's crazy the anti-ai data center people keep talking about water usage. Talk about noise pollution, electricity issues, security, anything but water issues. All the data centers is equivalent to ~10 acres of corn.

@RepNancyMace Actually it does make the child a citizen. If you don't like it then advocate to change the constitution. Another convention seems like the right action to put to rest many of the problems with the constitution

Two illegal immigrants having a child in the United States does not make the child a citizen. It makes a third illegal. Time to close the loophole.

@JesusChryslerII @mchooyah It's hard to go from a meaningful existence to one without

If you think they’re screaming now, wait until we take Cuba…