Jay Haslam

@CraigxMitch When GNX dropped

tell me the last time any artist had the timeline in a frenzy like this?! literally 98% of the timeline is drake. no other artist does this anymore.

@Akademiks Surprised your hands are free to type with all that cupping you're doing

Just wait til I start breaking down all 40 of these songs.. yall thought I was doing the most before 🤣🤣 🧊 🧊 🧊 . U gon see me for the next 30 days on ya timeline doing dis shit . No apologies.

@frelliottwilson You’re better than that Elliott

All Time Ranks: HOV. DOT. The Boy. Good night.

@Billie_T Bound to be trash

3 albums? In this economy?

@talkSPORT @TheAdrianDurham @alex_crook @AngelinaKelly Sorry…..who is this?

@craig_dw The disaster is the board, not the stadium. Teams need money to compete in the modern era, simple as that - the flip side is that if every other team was building a new stadium and we stood still, our fans would 100% pipe up and ask why are we being left behind... it's the board!

Barring 1 or 2 lovely moments. Its been an absolute disaster. Doesn't feel even remotely like "home" Shit atmosphere, shit football team. Pure unadulterated NEGLIGENCE But.... Beyonce, so swings and roundabouts

@Kurrco If this is real, he really just needs to let it go now...

Drake addresses Kendrick Lamar on "1 AM in Albany": "To be the number one, you gotta lead the way, and to hold something over my head forever, you’re still a couple feet away" "Plot twist, the owl never sees the cage, the owl only wakes up to seize the day" "Talkin' bout hiding the Bible, maybe y'all should read a page, iced out crosses on they necks thinking Jesus saves, well even if he does, n****, either way, the blasphemy you talk let me know that your amazing grace gon' be delayed" "You n****s should be ashamed, the fact you had to bring those talks to get some decent plays, goodness graic'" "God wanna wipe that lil smug look right off ya f*cking face, all you really did was cap like uppercase, dodged the truth, but still managed to finally get a hit that let you run a base, n****s saw you out at first, you need 'em, so you out at home now, just like a double play”

@TheMindOfHY Good lord this is some wild copium 😂

The "Dot era" is fully over. GNX was the nail in the coffin. It was an album that Kendrick Lamar did an incredible job of leveraging the beef without attaching it to Drake. All eyes were on that album because of his unanimous victory, and he used that spotlight to shine a light on the West Coast. But after that, the majority of the general public of listeners, even in rap, don't care. Will Kendrick Lamar still have a successful career? Of course. But unless he does something that attaches to Drake somehow, the majority of people that aren't Kendrick Lamar fans are simply not going to care. And if he does anything to try to attach himself to the Drake beef, he's just going to come across as more of a clout chaser than he ever has, and that's completely off-brand for Kendrick.

@FearedBuck This is what makes him so weak, it always has to come back to “I took your girl” business….so boring

Drake disses Joe Budden in new leaked song “I watched this guy spasm with a puzzled face. Who knows which one of his bubble shaped tings I must've ushered through the double gates. Showed her the time of her life while broski having stomach aches, hearing bout good times at lovers lake and send her back to you while you sleep walking naked in another state"

@AdamP1242 Can't you get a european spot if Villa win the Europa...that's how your manager should be looking at it

Don’t worry West Ham our season is done Enjoy your time in Newcastle, get your win on Sunday and see you in the Premier League next season 👋 #NUFC

@oJaayCo Because we have zero leadership at the club, we're weak, disorganised, reactive etc etc....no footballing brains in charge, and most importantly, nobody with a winning mindset to drive things like this. Just a piss poor culture of averageness all round

Serious serious question, Why have spurs not complained to the league about the standard of refereeing this season? Some of the “mistakes” they’ve even admitted to have ended a players season, Cost us vital points, yet we are doing absolutely fuck all about it

@ShearersSlipper @NUFCEdge Good on ya, a proper fan for once…

@NUFCEdge Nah not for me mate. I bleed black and white, as all Toon fans should, so only a win will ever do. I’m not into this throwing games and getting involved in other teams relegation battles. Shows how bad our season is that some ‘fans’ are actually entertaining this madness. 🤮😩

Mags to lose, Chelsea to win. Get it fucking sorted, Eddie 💪🏼

@BBCMOTD Probably get a 10 game ban for speaking up now knowing spurs luck

James Maddison has railed against VAR after Spurs were denied a late penalty against Leeds on Monday.

@Variety Why though 😂

From "The Traitors" to #Cannes, Maura Higgins stuns on the red carpet.

@DiscussingFilm - Boy meets girl, falls in love - Boy loses girl - New girl offers to help boy find first girl - Boy falls for new girl - First girl finally reappears and professes her love - Boy now confused, chooses first girl - New girl is devastated - Boy sees light & chooses new girl - End

New trailer for ‘FINDING EMILY’, a new rom-com starring Spike Fearn and Angourie Rice. The film follows a lovesick musician who is given the wrong number for his dream girl, and teams up with a psychology student to find her. In theaters on August 28.

@MichelleDewbs 5 years old hahahahahaah....poor little fucker

My 5 year old boy does football training. At the end of the session they do a ‘man of the match’ type thing. My boy is always desperate to win it. He often doesn’t. I explained to him the other day that he didn’t win simply because he wasn’t good enough. That he deffo could win, but he just needs to be better, try harder, be more focused etc. One of the other mums heard me & was aghast at what I said. She told me she is going to get ‘runner-up stickers’ for all the kids who don’t make it. I said no thanks, not for my son. Kids need to learn that they can be the best, but they must apply themselves & dust themselves off when it doesn’t go their way. No consolation prizes, no ‘everyone’s a winner’ etc. There are winners & losers. Wanna win - do your best. Can’t make it? Don’t worry, go & smash something else. Play to your strengths & never, ever play the victim. If more parents & institutions had this attitude, the country would be in a better place - if I say so myself 😉 Cc @KonstantinKisin x.com/KonstantinKisi…

Leeds fans seem more rattled than us this morning, and we’re supposed to be going down…weird bunch of humans

@ESPNUK Almost didn’t recognise him without his handbag and earrings

Dominic Calvert-Lewin scored a massive equaliser against Tottenham Hotspur, shushed the home crowd, then hit this celebration 🥶

@LewisDeighton17 Look how excited you are you weird little pant sniffer 😂😂

Spurs’ biggest game of season in their own back yard, 105+ minutes to beat us and almost ended up losing, absolute garbage water. 😭 #LUFC

@BattleRapBum This feels like amateur theatre club

MY MOTHER WAS MY FAVORITE MAGICIAN… SHE MADE SHIT APPEAR OUTTA NOTHING 🤞🏽