Jay

@RonnieKelman1 Magic stuff, a great day for a wander

Christmas Eve walk with @JayKelman and Beau. May you all have a joyous and peaceful Christmas.

Vangelis Pavlidis?

Dangerous day to be a fan of Scotland’s greatest export.

love tennis but never really been clear why they need a lifeguard

@RonnieKelman1 Thank you, couldn't have done it without yous x

A very proud Mum and Dad as ⁦@JayKelman⁩ graduates from Glasgow University.

@RonnieKelman1 A fantastic trip, had an absolute blast!

The most amazing five days in Germany with @JayKelman and tens of thousands of Scottish fans. The people of Germany made us feel right at home and we had just the best time drinking, singing, laughing and sometimes food...a special mention to the Police who were awesome.

If you want an idea of how good that goal was in the stadium, everyone around me is covered in beer when it's 7 euros a pint.

date: your glasses make you look smart me: well i had to fail a test to get them so

pavlov: my hair is so dry dog: should have conditioned it

Currently thinking about Max Holloway, have been thinking about Max Holloway constantly for two days, will continue to think about Max Holloway for several more days

errrrmmm guys.... you're gonna wanna see this

Jesus was a carpenter which means for a split second when they handed him his cross he probably clocked it and was like hmmm cedar

i bet this feels good af for the calendar

When im making my grocery list and I write down "Bread, milk, eggs" I always smile to myself. Because those are the classics aren't they

Oh I have a fucking hunch

Honestly, survivorship bias used to be my favorite kind of bias — then I found out about recency bias and I don't think anything could top that

Ohhhhhhhh well fair play to the time travelers then. We get it now guys.