mutable joe

@DavidDPaxton great to see you doing multicultural tweets that work everywhere

You all voted for an absolute fucking lemon. Thanks for that.

you can't even have it fitted as an extra because it would require "replacing the entire electrical system" which I mean, no it fucking doesn't unless you're rubbish at making cars

Toyota playing me like a dildo with strings

Not happy with @Toyota, I am coming for you

hey @uber_support you working

@Uber I am available for hire at @Uber I have 40mins experience at making web pages work from reading the internet I should fit in

hey everyone I'm trying to use the @Uber help system who wants to play with me

“People on these games never come back”. All new trailer for #RunningManMovie, cinema fans! Only in theatres November 14th! 🍿 🎥