Jay Matthams

@jj_bull Should 💯 be Scotland's WC song.

I’ve made Scotland a World Cup song

Cowley has us playing well & going toe to toe with MK and Bromley, but forward players are not on it currently. Grimsby & Walsall showed us the difference when Mbick, Anderson & Lisbie were flying. We're not far away but need more to go our way! #colu

@Jwarren1604 Gone from nearly going down every season to pushing for playoffs under the same ownership. I know it's frustrating and we could argue we should be doing slightly better but this is a much better position to be in! #Colu

nearly men. every fucking year #ColU

@Tyler7Smith I think a lot of the doubt surrounding Danny & Nicky stems from things above and beyond their control. They're fantastic but they aren't miracle workers. Environments can dictate how well work. Many things have gone against us this season, & we're still in the mix (just!).

We always have and will be a project. DC should have us slightly higher I agree, but he’s fighting with one arm tied behind his back. Lack of staff, reduced budget, injuries, wearing multiple hats as a manager Needs ownership change & a full season with proper resources #colu

@WillTaylorr0 🤞

MK Dons last loss in all competitions was against us 😳 #colu

@Tyler7Smith Rubbish from both sides. Crawley so limited & we limited ourselves by playing too safe again. Snoozefest.

Seen some dire games at the JCS. Thats definitely up there. Bar 2 good 5 minute spells, we offered nothing. Time to start Williams and a few others! 3 minutes added is laughable too. #colu

@BradJefferies11 @newyorkcityfc Incredible. Slight upgrade on #Colu 👏

@glenister_andy Decent peak to be fair.

@JayMatthams Appreciated.. fear I peaked with that.

From Pato to plateau #ColU

@jj_bull I would quite enjoy seeing this as a sarcastic way to sabotage the VAR.

If players puts their arms fully around attackers or hold shirts at a corner, what's gonna happen if you just all drop to the floor screaming in agony? Cos then VAR has to check and they go well there's contact, cos there's bound to be something

@jj_bull Instant upgrade.

New idea: the VAR is a random person selected like jury duty regardless of whether they know what football is or not

Are we...on the beach? #ColU

@lalmoss20 @ColU_Official 😂

@ColU_Official Mbick hat-trick and 3-2 #colu incoming. Chesterfield-stanbul. 🙏🙏🙏

HT | Behind at half-time. Chesterfield 🔵 2–0 🟡 #ColU

Chesterfield much the better side, but we've been so far off it. Really disappointing. #ColU

@Jamie_Hudson_ It's so obvious every time now, isn't it.

Why does Tovide keep throwing himself to the floor 😭 #ColU

@JaredLuiz12 You weren't alone. Diego Costa, too.

No tweets saying it but this was pretty much what I was saying about Kane for a few years after '14 and I can't think of any take I've ever had that comes remotely close to being worse. It can't just have been Spurs hate because I was bigging up King & Modric before.

@barsidepodcast 4-2

Panel Predictions 🔮 Here’s what Aaron, Si and Dave are saying ahead of the next game: Aaron: 2-0 
Si: 2-0
 Dave: 2-0 Do you agree? Drop your score predictions below 👇 Our latest episode is out now- check out the link in our bio! #ColU #MatchPreview #EFL #FootballTwitter

@george_ripton @ColU_Official Think the replies have said it all, George 👏 amazing job since you came in and huge loss. Good luck with everything and I'm sure many U's fans will follow your journey.

The next three weeks will bring an end to my time as Head of Content at @ColU_Official My last full-time day in the role will be Friday 20th March, after which I’ll step away from my duties aside from matchdays, where I’ll continue to support the club through to the end of the season. It’s been a privilege to work at a club where, first and foremost, I’m a fan. When I arrived, my goal was to level up the content, creative and social presence, and reconnect the club with its fanbase. That task was made far easier by the incredible work on the pitch from Danny, Nicky and the first team squad and staff, as well as the brilliant people behind the scenes who keep the club moving. A big thank you to David Gregory and Tim Waddington for bringing me in and giving me the creative licence to do things my way, and a special mention to Cole Wren, who has taken our video output to another level. I’m proud of the foundations we’ve built and hopeful they continue to grow long after my departure. My next move is the most exciting of my career. For over two years I’ve been building @13amStudio alongside full-time roles. Now, I’m committing completely. 13AM is on a mission to become the first creative movement in history to achieve artistic representation from every single country in the world. What once felt wildly ambitious is now within reach. Today, we sit at 145 out of 195 countries represented. No gallery, brand or cultural institution has ever achieved true global artistic representation. Not once. We now need just 37 more countries to reach 182. From there, we enter the Final 13 phase, where I will travel to the remaining nations, meet the artists in person, and complete Project 195 on the ground. The entire journey will be documented through long-form and short-form video content across YouTube and our socials. This isn’t just about finishing a project. It’s about proving that global collaboration through art is possible. Beyond the commercial opportunity, and there will be plenty of that if we execute properly, the message matters just as much. In a world that feels increasingly divided, Project 195 stands for something different. Artists from every corner of the globe, side by side, within one shared community. From April onward, I’ll be documenting everything, the final push to 195, the outreach, the travel, the setbacks, the breakthroughs, and the journey to turn 13AM into a truly global creative and cultural brand. #13AM #Project195 #ColU

Did not expect a question that starts out 'Do you think before you speak?' to go so well. A+ question from Charlotte Harpur A++ response from Eileen Gu.

@NathanRef96 No idea. Thought the top 7 was more or less taking shape 2 weeks ago then Salford and Crewe go on contrasting runs. How many points you think we get from those games? I'm thinking 9