SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away”
RESPONSE: “Oooh!”
SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth”
RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”
Model 3s now available
Standard Range: 220mi, $35k
Standard Range Plus: 240mi, $37k
Mid Range: 264mi, $40k
Long Range: 325mi, $43k
Long Range AWD: 310mi, $47k
Performance AWD: 310mi, $58k, 0-60 mph in 3.2s!
Tesla.com/3
(prices before incentives)
since the Ontario sex-ed curriculum has gone back in time, you can "learn" about sex the way teens in the '90s did: all the American Pie movies are now on Netflix
Google: We really value your privacy
Twitter: We’d never collect anything
Apple: We securely encrypt everything on-device.
Facebook: Literally gives you an ad for something you dreamt about
Tesla Semi Truck
4 motors
0-60 in 5 seconds
0-60 in 20s with an 80,000lb load
Super aerodynamic
Up to 500 mile range
Cente-seated driver
Comes in space gray
$5000 for a reservation
Production in 2019
If you (or someone you know) use CCLeaner, I recommend you catch up on what happened and how to (further) protect yourself: twitter.com/TwitterMoments…