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@mattvanswol @Bodittle The GOP will have to be overtaken by patriots in order for the patriots to have a chance at all. The Machine was clever enough to make the system this way in order to protect itself. If the communists did it to the Democrat party, we can do the same to the Republican party.

@akevittnvg I love that you love that movie, it's a classic! Also, this gentleman's armory is about 10x smaller than that of a friend of mine. Although to be fair, he is a collector of antique guns.

トレマーズに出てきそうな家

@hirokatz I SEE WHAT YOU'RE DOING HERE. 😂😇

自動翻訳で言語の壁が無くなった今、我々日本語話者は他国の文化に敬意をもって接するべきだ。 たとえばイギリス料理。 今まではイギリス料理はあまりおいしくないというジョークを楽しんでいたが、これからはやめたほうがよい。 実際、イギリスの料理はおいしい。 ロンドンで食べたカレーも炒麺もケバブも最高だった。

"Cheese violence" and "impression zombies" are currently my most favorite translations in the world.

@nanshisweets In the name of All That Is Holy, not only do we eat pumpkin pie, we treasure it as the equivalent of the BBQ of desserts. Also Apple Pie, and Pecan Pie. The Trifecta of Pies. I make all of mine from scratch with fresh ingredients. Heaven on Earth.

日本語の投稿がアメリカの人に翻訳なしで届くようになったって本当ですか！？みなさん、サンクスギビングデーに本当にパンプキンパイを食べているのか、日本語で質問できるってことですか！？

@GBNT1952 This is dangerous. We know what acorns do to skittish police. Somebody is going to get hurt.

Guys… this is just dumb. It does the opposite of prove his point: it actually lets us reaffirm that he is, indeed, as stupid as we all knew he was. Words show up after the ideas, not before. It’s kind of how history works. The Founders didn’t need the modern label of Judeo-Christian because they simply talked natural law, providence, virtue, and rights from the Creator. The Bible was all over their thinking. Guess who has a pretty big part in the Bible? Also, his stupid Ngram chart? It just shows when the fancy hyphen got popular in books. That doesn’t mean the Christian and Jewish roots weren’t there from day one (and any suggestion otherwise is pretty idiotic coming from a supposed “Christian”). It would be the same as graphing “globalization” and claiming global trade didn’t exist before the 1950s. Stupid. This dude has the critical thinking skills of an acorn.

@WallStreetApes That's batsh!t crazy. But don't say that in Oregon, you'll probably get arrested for animal cruelty.

New ballot initiative in Oregon called ‘Initiative Petition 28, the PEACE Act, will make it illegal to hunt, fish or raise animals, even if it’s on your own land If passed it will be ILLEGAL to - Hunt or fish for food (even on your own property or for sustenance - Raise and slaughter animals like chickens, rabbits, pigs, cows, etc., for meat on your own land or farm. - Engage in common livestock practices (e.g., breeding via artificial insemination) - Control pests by killing them (in many cases) If passes it will lead to investigations and prosecutions of farmers and individuals raising animals for food, including small scale or backyard operations with rabbits and chickens “They're going to raid all of our farmers and go after them because they're trying to quietly pass it and then make it where we all have to eat from the stores instead of farmer's markets and stuff.”

@tanomuzeA In the USA, a good education means we learn both Imperial and Metric. That said, the Universal King of Measurement and Scale is the Banana. All hail the Banana.

僕が今まで出会ってきたアメリカ人は 🇺🇸『数字が得意ではない』と言う人が多かった。 でもふと思った。 数字苦手にしては、使ってる単位が難しすぎないか？ 摂氏100°Cで水が沸騰する。シンプル。 華氏だと212°F。なぜ212？複雑だなぁ... 1km = 1000m。実に美しい。 1マイル = 5280フィート。もはや暗号。 複雑だなぁ... 1リットル = 1000ml。完璧。1000！！って潔くて好き。 1ガロン = 128オンス。複雑だなぁ... 数字が苦手なんじゃなくて 単位が人間に優しくないのもあるんじゃないの？ 数字と自信を持って向き合える 🇺🇸ニキも増える気がする

@chirno_helmet Tangent: I am so joyful at how the translator turns what we call "bots" into "impression zombies." 🙇‍♂️

とんでもねえ数の英語リプライが来てて読むのが到底追いつかないけど、クソリプもインプレゾンビもいない。日本人よりもマナーがいいんじゃないかと思えるくらい。

@Shawn_Farash It's like watching in real time someone fall away into the psychosis that may accompany dementia.

I was there. I saw it. I tried to intervene but then an Egyptian plane unleashed bees from the underground bee cult and I was forced to retreat.

@nikutaberuru Hello, I'd like to introduce you to Mr. My Insomnia. He keeps me awake at strange hours. I apologize in advance for any weird stuff I may say.

この時間帯にTwitterをやっている アメリカ兄貴たちは正気じゃない。

@Ne_pas_couvrir 🤢🤮

They think they're an elect, awakened to a spiritual drama of rupture & repair, where trauma defines authenticity. The goal is to raise a collective consciousness, sublate the oppressive, & return the unfairly marginalized back to center to achieve a higher unity consciousness.

@seanmdav I'm not just sayin' but I am just sayin'

The conduct they are claiming is detrimental is Christianity. They fired Jaden Ivey for being Christian. Worth noting the Bulls didn’t fire Ronnie Brewer after he was arrested for DUI. Or Joakim Noah after he was arrested for possession of drugs. When Jameson Curry was arrested for public urination and then resisted arrest, the Bulls suspended him for one game, but also refused to fire him for his conduct. Christianity is apparently where the Chicago Bulls draw the line.

@SarahisCensored Strange to think this entire thing is made more difficult for some to understand because of the success of television fiction like NCIS.

So many people do not understand what this means. The court filing states the ATF was "unable to identify the bullet recovered at autopsy to the rifle allegedly tied to Mr. Robinson," which in forensic ballistics means inconclusive (insufficient marks to confirm or exclude a match), NOT definitive proof of non-match. This does not change anything.

@CynicalPublius @MattWalshBlog Yes. I, too, am enamored with the idea of slowly slicing my nose off with a rusty spoon just so that I may spite my face. That will show you!

@MattWalshBlog Be sure to encourage them to stay at home so we can hand the US government over to insane communists who want people like us thrust into reeducation camps. Sounds like a plan.

I’ve never seen such a disconnect between the commentary on this site and what I hear in the real world. I’ve talked to dozens of normal conservatives in real life about the Iran War and I haven’t met a single one who’s actually enthusiastically in favor of it. At best they’re warily optimistic. In most cases they’re opposed. In some cases they’re not only opposed but deeply furious. And yet here if you utter a word of criticism about the war you’ll be shouted down by throngs of alleged American conservatives who allegedly have wanted nothing more than for America to go to war with Iran. It just doesn’t reflect what I see on the ground. That’s not just cope because my position is unpopular with “my side.” I’ve held plenty of unpopular positions. I really don’t care. But in this case the social media vs real world divide is stark and unlike anything I’ve seen before.

@pika_nekopanda Admittedly our interstate rail systems could be better, but this is why we love cars. We're a big place. Plus, railways are often abused here as modes of financial fraud.

日本では通勤・通学の時ほとんどの人が電車を利用するけど、アメリカはどうなのかな？🤔 あと日本の電車は時間通りに来て時間通りに到着するよ🚃 電車の中は基本誰も話していなくてものすごく静かなんだ

@Maguro_Maznaga You're saying ninjas aren't real? We already know Bigfoot exist. Ninja please. (*no idea if this humor will translate)

朝起きて通知を確認するとほぼ全てのリプライがニンジャを信じて疑わないアメリカ人で埋め尽くされている これが国際交流………

@CollinRugg Time for the CNBA? The CNFL?

BREAKING: The Chicago Bulls are waiving Jaden Ivey after he spoke out against the NBA for promoting 'Pride Month' and unrighteousness, according to ESPN. Ivey recently announced that he was alive in Christ. "They proclaim Pride Month in the NBA. They show it to the world. They say, 'Come join us for Pride Month to celebrate unrighteousness.'" "They proclaim it on the billboards, they proclaim it in the streets, unrighteousness." He said nothing wrong.

"If any of this goes on the internet, I will be suing you." Local nurse takes exception to my There's No Such Thing as a Trans Child sign. Nashua NH

@Sidewalk_Steve C lueless L ost U nfounded S ick T errible E vil R ediculous - B onkers

@yoyokadrums @SoulmArkIfme Nice! I'm forever grateful that you country has done an excellent job of evolving and preserving both Metal and Rock. Perhaps your enthusiasm will help reignite what we started to lose in the 90's. 🤘

Hot for Teacher — Van Halen (Drum Cover by YOYOKA) ※This was shot with one take and no edit! Recording, mixing, videography by Akifumi Soma @SoulmArkIfme