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If you're an artist and I "like" your art; if you follow me and/or I follow you back that does not give you carte blanche to message me to try to get me to buy art. That will automatically earn you an unfollow and a block.
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Jay R Audette Jr
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Jay R Audette Jr
@JayRAudetteJr
Grumpy old catguy. Likes pizza and tequila. Done with your shit. I use my real name cus I'm not a bitch.
Earth. That's Close Enough Katılım Aralık 2012
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@DokiDoMikiSpicy just a little tummy... looks like the rest went straight to her tits. 💯/💯
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you really can't trust anything online (1/2)
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1/ First time I watched Fight Club, I was a teenager. I thought it was the coolest thing ever put on film.
I watched it again recently in my forties. I finally understood what it was actually about. And almost everyone I know who loves it is still watching it the way I did at 17. 🧵👇
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@popup_tddy Eat. Wait. Lay in the yard holding onto grass trying not to fall off the planet. It'll pass.
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@HLC_actual I'll meet, and raise ineligible for election to Congressional positions after 67. Also, fkn term limits to match the presidency. If voted in at 66, out after first term, ineligible for reelection.
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I just found out that when a new pope is to be elected only cardinals under the age of 80 can vote for a new one.
When can we enact this policy in US congress? If you’re in the seat past age 80 no vote on policy.
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@its_Lynx1 Telephone, mail, passenger pigeon, smoke signal...
we just went to where we all usually met up or started at one friend's house and kept going till we found where everybody was.
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Nothin against Ari or their dad, but nobody fixes the iffy transmission in a used truck before selling it. If you're honest you'll say "the transmission is iffy", and you'll list it for $500-1,500 under market... or trade it to a dealer and get less.
AriZonan HODL@AriZonanHODL
My dad: yeah I’m gonna sell my F150, it’s a good truck but I want a different color. Me: you mentioned that the transmission was going out? Were you gonna get that fixed before you sell it? Dad: *visibly frustrated and annoyed now* Did I tell you about that? Boomers
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Gimmie that dew, they had yet to majorly change the formula
Food Pleaser@FoodPleaser
🚨 What are you picking?
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WHAT IS HAPPENING?!?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!!!
WHAT?!!!
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@dodo_sec @eedaaf @metroadlib little of A, little of B. 😁 although I'll admit I mostly got caught on the bottom of the first image where they were talking about only reading the dialogue.
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@eedaaf @JayRAudetteJr @metroadlib Either one of the best rage bait account to ever do it or someone who hasn't read anything outside of light novels and visual novels lmao. Who are your favorite authors?
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@eedaaf @metroadlib oh ho... I see what you're getting at now. I could certainly channel my admiration of Tolkien or Proust. An epic that covers half a city block. what happens? absolutely nothing. 🤣
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@JayRAudetteJr @metroadlib What you wrote is action oriented which is ideal. What is being talked about is spending a paragraph (or worse a page) describing something or a new location
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@Suppengeist3 @GaryD20Games You have my respect for being so brazen with your position, also my disgust, but most emphatically my respect. 🫡😄
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@tuseroni @metroadlib "Eight hundred pages in thirty seconds! Whooo!!! "
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