Jacob Valentine

Just an ordinary run of the mill fella …

idc some of the 2000s remakes of horror classics were GOOD.

house of wax starting with deftones & ending with my chemical romance & y’all wanna tell me it WASN’T peak???

Best attacks this season (most xG created): 🥇 Chelsea - 65.28(xG) 🥈 Man Utd - 59.46(xG) 🥉 Man City - 59.02(xG)

On aggregate: Chelsea (2.88) 2-8 (2.23) PSG

The Premier League has ruled that Brighton should have been awarded a penalty in their defeat to Arsenal earlier this month.

@RhysCarefree Literally 10 of this list are absolutely shit what are you talking about

Geuhi > Tosin Ake > Badiashile Livramento > Gusto Hall > Hato Solanke > Delap Abraham > Guiu Mount > Gittens RLC > Neto Hudson Odoi > Mudryk Gallagher > Lavia Aina > Disasi Tomori > Chalobah Cost us about £400m to get worse players than our academy produces

Our centre halves have cost us everything this season

4 - The last four shots conceded by Chelsea tonight: 40' - Dembélé - GOAL 74' - Vitinha - GOAL 86' - Kvaratskhelia - GOAL 90+4' - Kvaratskhelia - GOAL Holes.

How many managers need to learn the hard way about Jorgensen? Probably single handedly knocked us out tonight the guy is absolutely dogshit oh my god I hate him

Chalobah with possibly the worst defending I’ve seen in my whole life for their second

Stonewall pen btw

📸 - There was NO PENALTY given for Chelsea here!

Palmer is not a #10 I’ll die on that hill high output right forward/ right wing/ second striker, just has immaculate tech and passing bag for #10. Maresca killed him, best RW on earth when he plays there

🚨❌VAR decided to allow another offside goal to stand in the Premier League. 📸Gyökeres, who was clearly offside when Timber headed the ball, interfered with Enzo Fernández's ability to play it. 👉Since Enzo would've had a chance to clear the ball had Gyökeres not been there, this is an offside offence.

Chelsea robbed at two corners and then concede from a corner given by a free kick that wasn't a free kick. 🤷‍♂️

Maresca will never see heaven for forcing Cole Palmer into midfield, best RW/SS on the planet and now everyone thinks he’s a #10

Should this have been a handball and a penalty for Chelsea? The commentator thinks so… But Arsenal fans will tell you PGMOL want Man City to win the league

#ARSCHE – 45’ The referee’s call of no penalty was checked and confirmed by VAR – with it deemed there was no punishable handball offence with Rice challenging an opponent as the ball hit his arm.

They’re not even hiding it anymore 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

@BalkanEmpire08 He wanted one billion pounds a week

It irritates me that every serious report made it clear Victor Osimhen wanted Chelsea and Eghbali still penny pinched his way out of it by pretending we were actually in for him, we could've had an elite striker in his prime and instead this ownership hid behind a wage cap, let a special player slip away, and made the whole club look completely unserious in the process, Eghbali and this board look stupid, It would've been nice having Joao Pedro, and Osimhen. @ebehdad