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This is an all time horrible scorebug @netflix

@tomwanderer He’s going to explore chapters 3-8 from the fellowship of the ring that Peter Jackson didn’t put in his movie. Did you not actually read into what they want to do and are just raging because it’s Colbert?

This is so legitimately disrespectful to Tolkien and his legacy. I’m irate. Firstly Colbert is a poser, he may know the names and the years but he fundamentally misunderstands the message and the core of the story as it doesn’t align with his worldview, thus the very soul of this project will be tainted with themes antithetical to Tolkien’s work. Secondly, these are ideas Tolkien never would have even wanted. You can argue with The Hunt for Gollum that it’s at least just telling stuff already in the novel. But a whole new secondary adventure, when his appendices and his manuscripts in HoME already explain the lives these characters lived, and peaceful ones at that? Absolutely not This is a blatant disregard for lore, sure, but more importantly this is a disregard of Tolkien entirely. Disgusting.

@NBCNews He’s a child. The dumbest person you know thinks this is cool

NEW: Each day since the start of the war in Iran, U.S. military officials compile a video for President Trump that shows the biggest, most successful strikes on Iranian targets over the previous 48 hours, U.S. officials say. One described each daily video as a series of clips of “stuff blowing up.” nbcnews.com/politics/white…

@washingtonpost Damn so you saying @elonmusk was the getaway driver? (Allegedly)

Dayton Webber, a quadruple amputee known for his achievements as a professional cornhole player, was arrested for allegedly killing his friend in Maryland. The incident occurred during an argument in Webber’s Tesla, according to police. wapo.st/47pJLF8

@tigers @Ken_Rosenthal To silence whistleblowers?

it's time

@FranmilsEyebrow Back 2 back with Jose, get used to it!

Son, Chase DeLauter is unbelievable.

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@netflix please tell me you got the rights to this shit

@REFLOG18 Barbie Girl 🤣

My son told me he has to pick his walk up music for this high school baseball season (I didn’t realize they still did this in HS😂) So…. give me your best suggestions for walk up songs. ⚾️

@thehill Gas has went up by over $1 per gallon at my local gas station. Fuck all the way off lady

GOP Senate candidate on rising gas prices: ‘Maybe you take one less trip to Starbucks’ thehill.com/homenews/state…

@CBSNews He thinks he’s so funny. Meanwhile he should be arrested and face the war crime charges he’s facing.

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu addressed online rumors about his death on Thursday, telling the press, "I just want to say I'm alive, and you're all witnesses." He dismissed social media claims fueled by AI speculation about his death at the start of his update.

@aipriverses It’s a Yankees fan, so no thought process exists

i still genuinely cannot imagine the thought process that goes into deciding to do this

Get absolutely fucked lady

@Variety The dumbest person you know loves this show

EXCLUSIVE: “Impractical Jokers” has been renewed for Season 13 as it winds down its 12th season on a ratings high. variety.com/2026/tv/news/i…

@NBCNews No duh 🙄

“That was my bad. Apparently, I’m an idiot," a three-time voter of President Trump says. NBC News spoke to voters at a gas station in Millersburg, Pennsylvania, the type of area that will be key for Republicans to win in the midterms if they hope to retain control of the House majority. nbcnews.com/politics/2026-…

@CBSNews Reminder that there was no money for healthcare

When asked about the Pentagon requesting $200 billion for an Iran war supplemental, Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth on Thursday said "that number could move, obviously. It takes money to kill bad guys." "We're going back to Congress and our folks there to ensure that we're properly funded for what's been done, for what we have to in the future."

@CBSNews This guy is a fucking chud

Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth: "My 13-year-old son popped into my office last night while I was editing these remarks. He asked about the war and the families I met at Dover. I looked at him and said, 'They died for you, son. So your generation doesn't have to deal with a nuclear Iran.'"

@spittinchiclets I’m more on the side of history shouldn’t belong to a single person. That said they could’ve asked if he’d rather have the stick, puck, or jersey displayed and allowed him to keep the others

Should Jack Hughes get to have his Golden Goal puck?

Absolutely amazing tournament! So glad a team with so much passion and love for the game won it all.

@FranmilsEyebrow There’s no scenario where he starts the year at AAA right? Right?

Does that shit say 115.3 mph?