Homelander‼️

Idk i could be chatting w someone for like weeks strainght and the next time they’ll hear from me is in a year…no dey didn’t do anything wrong…I’m juss an awful person 🙃 idk why…

Is there another option?😭😭😭

There is something so deeply evil about the believers seeing this person and thinking "thank God for making him disabled and not me"

Has Homelander ever actually saved anyone? Like the way heroes save people?? Can't remember cos alll my memories of him are him getting people lased or crushing skulls😂

Effective immediately, Homelander has disbanded The Seven in favor of a more efficient, streamlined approach. He has always been our greatest hero, and no longer needs the help of others to protect this great nation. One might wonder if his back hurts from carrying the team all these years, but lucky for us, he doesn’t feel pain!

🚨🚨 Deco was at Wembley today to watch João Pedro play against Manchester City He LEFT the stadium after 50 minutes, shaking his head in DISGUST at what he had just seen 😳 @gerardromero

i dey always happy when person wey don help me before bill me for time wey i guide, joy go just full my body😂

BREAKING: Robert Lewandowski to leave Barcelona at the end of the season when his contract expires 🚨

Finding Jesus has been the surest way of running away from a toxic or psychopathic relationship

It's crazy to think Lionel Messi has more non-penalty goals throughout his career than Cristiano Ronaldo... in 168 fewer games 🤯🔥 Two phenomenal athletes, but the Argentine takes this one 😮‍💨

This is honestly the best prompt I have ever seen

The confusing part is that even prostitutes want loyal men.

If you are stupid, you have to be physically fit.

Huh????

Nobody wan help you, but once you help yourself dem go need your help.

Parishioner: “Forgive me Father, for I have sinned, I stole a rope” Priest: “A rope? Hmmmm…what was at the end of the rope?” Parishioner: “A goat, Father” Priest:

What’s the update on the “police man” that shot a guy in broad daylight in Delta state?

if i’ve been talking to you for 3 months without asking to see your breast, the least you could do is be prepared

They do realize The Boys needs a good ending if they want people to watch Vought Rising right?