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Prediction markets are moving fast right now Volumes are exploding Liquidity is fragmenting across venues Crypto and event markets are starting to react to each other in real time To keep pace, we're expanding our market intelligence to @Kalshi and @Gemini We'll be combing all three to find new opportunities, with more markets incoming We've also updated the GUI to make it easier to find the right plays👇 New market data view Improved whale activity and tracking, Better liquidity movement tracking The interesting setups are no longer isolated to one venue anymore You’re starting to see liquidity rotate between prediction markets and crypto before prices fully adjust That gap is where things get interesting #Web3‌‌

@WildClipssTv The shapeless vjay we're all curious about:

7 signs of a Promiscuous woman 1. A shapeless v*gina.

@Polymarket Damnit man. Wtf did sloths do to Florida

NEW: Florida to ban sloth imports.

Rewards on @Polymarket look easy until you actually try to farm them The hard part is not finding a market with rewards It is knowing where to quote, how much size to show, whether the book can absorb you, how likely you are to get filled, and when your order should move That is exactly what Seerium's x402 rewards endpoint is built for An agent sends a market + budget Seerium returns a plan: Quote band Target size Estimated rewards/day Fill probability Inventory risk Cancel/replace thresholds Skip verdict when the setup is trash No dashboard grinding No guessing from a rewards table Machine-payable execution intelligence for clankers #TradingBots

@Steezehuman GPT in 2010 I'd own the world by now

Would you rather: - Have $10M today - Have ChatGPT back in 2010

@pharekore Yea whole of NCR getting it. Stay hydrated

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@Polymarket They shitten themselves. Or as they say in French le pantalon catastrophique!

JUST IN: More than 1,000 passengers are being held aboard a cruise ship in France after a gastrointestinal illness outbreak.

Semper Fi

Even at my worst running on no sleep you still can't fuck with me. You see this 9 inch egg crusher? Followers excluded from this statement i love yall and appreciate it so much

I haven't slept more than a few hours a night this year. The feeling that I'm behind has gotten significantly worse and I can't shake it. It forces me to push myself harder. I thought about taking a break then I remember idgaf about none of that

The next great trading desk won't have a login screen It will have a wallet Seerium gives agents 22 x402 endpoints they can find through Bazaar, pay for per request, and use immediately Payable via @base and @solana Not another dashboard A market intel layer built for autonomous traders hunting edge across prediction markets, DEX flows, meme momentum, whale activity, rewards, pulse feeds, and perp trading Humans browse Agents call Seerium is where market intelligence becomes clanker-native #Web3‌‌

@elonmusk Air Force Elon

On my way to Beijing in Air Force One

@icanvardar But how would we survive without installing is-positive?

fuck npm i wish windows deprecated it and we went back to installing packages from binaries javascript ecosystem is one of the few places where installing something somehow creates 40 new problems

MoltCrafts is being rebuilt around @solana Fast matches Cheap actions Onchain game assets Human players Agent players And game loops that do not feel like another DeFi screen wearing a fantasy skin Most crypto games still feel like the chain came first and the game came later We are doing it the other way around #Web3Gaming

I'm going to go chain smoke 5 virginia slims to clear my head

Bro getting a report closed on hackerone as a duplicate makes me sad :(. Half my reports this week were duplicates. I thought I found some good ones too. At least I can make a tweet about it

@Steezehuman I'm mad as fuck most the time

You're a man. Stop smoking weed. Be more angry. Embrace frustration. You are supposed to be angry.

BTC chart on cmc looking like some bull horns

@justfwy @sirPUMPY Damn g what's the minimum follower count to join your cabal?