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jayonara

@Jayonara

exhausted dungeon facility manager

Deutschland Katılım Mayıs 2009
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meme bastard 🍕
meme bastard 🍕@mask_bastard·
🤣😂🤣🤣🤣dude
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Oluwatimileyin✨🦋
Oluwatimileyin✨🦋@Timmysofine·
Finland is offering artists up to €3,800/month to slow down and just make work. No exhibitions required, no performances. Just you, a quiet countryside residence, and two uninterrupted months. The Saari Residence 2027 is open to artists, writers, poets, translators, composers and curators of all nationalities. Collective applications (up to 10 people) are also welcome. Deadline is 31 March 2026 and it’s free to apply. Full details on koneensaatio.fi/en/saari-resid…
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Count Dankula
Count Dankula@CountDankulaTV·
The Afroman Trial. -Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons. -Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up. -No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman. -Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras. -Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives. -During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat. -The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation. -Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit. -Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them. -One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife. -As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE. -The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman. This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
30-40 year old men have no 18 year old male friends. Never do they see a teen boy and think they are mentally, socially or emotionally equal. But they will meet an 18 year old girl and say “we just have so much in common”.
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Anafi
Anafi@anafigreen·
I was allowed to post some characters and weapons I did for Critical Role: Armory of Heroes book and I would love to start with Jester 💙
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akreon
akreon@_akreon_·
I got to paint Shadowheart for Magic: The Gathering🖤 "Beseech the Queen" Secret Lair x Dungeons & Dragons AD: Jacob Covey
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Anna Rebella, the woman, the myth, the legend
Ich bin noch nie mit nem Messer angegriffen aber schon so circa 387 Mal von weißen deutschen Männern sexuell belästigt worden, ich sag ja nur 🤷🏻‍♀️ (aber bin nur dumme kleine Frau also freu mich auf eure anekdotische Evidenz 🤩)
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𝙎𝘼𝙆𝙄 🩷
𝙎𝘼𝙆𝙄 🩷@Saki_WiPol·
Er hätte ja "nein" sagen können. Und was hatte er an?
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Giaaa
Giaaa@giaaa1987·
Stell dir vor jemand, der so in eine Tastatur reintippt erzählt dir, dass du zu wenig Leistung bringst und die 100-Stunden-Woche her muss
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Anna Rebella, the woman, the myth, the legend
„wenn das schon sexuelle Belästigung ist, dann wurde ja jede Frau schon mal sexuell belästigt“ Du bist so kurz davor es zu verstehen 🤡
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Cats with Aura 😺
Cats with Aura 😺@catwithaura·
I’ve never seen an “omffffffffffffffg” in cat form before
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Maryam
Maryam@hell_line0·
"The rights of men don't change when you cross state lines. The rights of women do." Let that sink in.
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Abigail Larson
Abigail Larson@Abigail_Larson·
Burnout
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