Jean Marc

@gundosedaily Imagine having to charge your fucking gun

Venator

@chefsevenn Ketchup

Ketchup isn’t an option, what are you putting on these eggs ?

@Threadscenes They’re these cool little items called bonbons, they’re most popularly called candy amongst normal people, and contain sugar, as you can see they come in the shape a dog bone, Optimus Prime, and a cool skull, I can assure you those aren’t drugs

I found this in my little sister’s bag, does anyone knows what it is used for??

@thebigdammy Somewhere around G

What number do you stop when eating your chicken??

@Lily_4_7 Ts easy, adultary

Called what…????

@CensoredLeak One u play when two homies hate the same homie

Boy wtf type of game is this

@usermooseontwt We’re cooked

wtf does this even mean

@Sanatani_sevak “Because she rejected his proposal” when it clearly looks like she’s about to get physical before he is, get real bud

>A WHITE traveler in Japan >punches a Japanese woman >bcoz she rejected his proposal 🥀 This won't go viral as he's neither BLACK & BROWN

@VrcYOTO Ts definitely supposed to be a turd, you can’t say otherwise

점심 맛있게 먹어! ♡♡♡

@tweetsbyfargo You see, ass can only get so big until it’s gross again

Guys can you date a woman with this body type?

@otokyo No

help-her

@GAJUCARE Little shit would’ve gotten put in a headlock if it were real

OMG😱 Poor Dog needs same help. She took a dog to work, and this happened.

@GplastermasterC No, it hurts, it’s uncomfortable, it’s weird, stay away from those

so I’ll know for next time…

@BlayzeKarp @SRamirez68083 Supposed to do it fast, I did it and it sure as shit did something

@SRamirez68083 I did this immediately (albeit softly) and it did nothing.

Told my friend not to do this or he would hurt his tendon really bad and he immediately did this and hurt his tendon really bad and now he is unironically pretty mad at me. Is he stupid?

@SRamirez68083 Yeah he’s fucking stupid

@Sofia50020Sofia Bob Squarebars

Give him a RAP name

@AntiLeftMemes Leaving her because you can’t carry a firearm in public, and also because handguns are illegal in the great maple country of Canada, so it would’ve been a no either way 🤓

@lowcortisol I will not stand for Charlie slander, you folks are just jealous of bro

If you regularly consume this guy’s content you’re an NPC

@zoeycyberkitty What if you suddenly stomp me in the balls though 🙁

footwork? 👣

@GoatDeehere Who the fuck invited potato salad and who the fuck is choosing anything but the potato salad to gtfo

One gotta go ?