Jeanne

Adulthood is being told by others that you're an adult but still feeling like you're two small children standing on each other wearing an oversized trench coat.

I feel like that was pretty clear even as a child lmao

god forbid a girl be both whimsical and full of rage

In my teens: trying to swipe an older family member’s ID to get served. In my 30s: trying to swipe a family member’s leagues club card for discounted cutlets. Growth

Have the heights stopped wuthering, Clarice?

No I’m not mad.. I just hope your potato masher gets stuck in your drawer.

My Dad bought me all these DVDs and books for Christmas. My brother in Christ, I am only one person and time is a social construct I have to adhere to.

I see my therapist in a couple of weeks and I’m going to tell her I’m ready to be more open to meeting new people and dating again. Not sure how I’ll explain it’s because I watched two fictional hockey players fall in love. But we’ll cross that bridge when we get to it.

When you’re having a bad day, watch the Yautjas dance with Danny Glover on the set of Predator 2.

who agrees? 🙋🏽‍♂️

I hate deadlines (but I need deadlines) & I hate structure (but I need structure)

about to use y=mx+b to figure out the slope of the line you just crossed

I feel seen.

this iconic franchise >>>>

I’M SCREAMING

i’m this old

My dad excitedly watching a new Walking with Dinosaurs episode after 20+ years is the purest thing I’ve witnessed this decade. I fully understand and accept that means he will steer all conversations for the next week into sharing his favourite dinosaur facts.

This Island Earth (1955)