Jeandy

@PrimeTorresszn @NealGardner_ Quarters in a couple of weeks and you’re still stuck in November. Rough times man

@NealGardner_ Same team that fucked u 3-0 btw

Good lord…..

@MSmith95372 @FootballEra_ Who knocked them out?

@FootballEra_ Mbappe, Vini and Bellingham all started both matches when Arsenal beat Madrid 5-1 eleven months ago.

It’s such a shame that the Premier League, with all the money available to it, doesn’t have enough world-class attackers. La Liga heavyweights like Real Madrid and Barcelona stockpiled world-class attackers almost off aura alone. PSG are actually spending their money wisely on elite attackers, unlike Chelsea, who would rather invest in random 15-year-olds. There’s a reason why Premier League teams couldn’t get a sniff of the UEFA Champions League when Real Madrid and Barcelona were at their financial peaks. The only reason the Premier League has even had a shot at the UCL in recent years is due to the financial drop-off of those clubs.

We’re a couple of months away from Premtards saying Tevez was better than Messi

Football discourse in this country is genuinely so stupid oh my God. Why are people debating NEYMAR being a top player? NEYMAR? Deeply stupid country man that lives in a premier league bubble

@RX7968 @NickStillHere It’s a joke

@NickStillHere Bunch of idiots who don’t get that the first three movies were made like that for a reason. Everything prior to brand new day was like one big origin story. The true Peter Spider-Man experience begins now and beyond

Spiderman had too easy of a life in that first trilogy. Nigga had a bad bitch, a great paying job and a suit made from the smartest nigga in the world. The fuck is going on !?

@Utd_Bean @MartienBall We don’t need him. He was signed as a backup to Raphinha nothing more

@MartienBall Barcelona also wants to paint the picture that they don’t need Rashford, to reduce the asking price for him in the summer… But you are right also.. we really have been paying crazy salaries before 🙈

If you want to know why Barcelona are successful and United aren’t, just think about this: United’s highest paid player and face of the club didn’t even get a single minute for Barcelona… in a game where they’ve already scored 7 goals. Just think about that for a moment.

@manlikefola_ Where did you go bud?

Elanga on a freaking hattrick in the stadium you were threatening me to come and play at, a player with ONE goal contribution since August, Camp Zoo hype.

@CFCMods You just need to shut up man

I apologize.

@LaLigaMichael What are you talking about don’t you know that Pedri couldn’t do it in the same prem that multiple Spanish midfielders walked for fun? 🙄

85-year-old Lewandowski scored a brace and Barcelona scored a set piece goal… but I’m supposed to be impressed with English football’s physically?

Intensity league in shambles

@ReshadFCB No

❗️Within the club, they think they can sign Julian Alvarez for under €100m, with the key being to include one of their players (swap), says SER. #Transfers 🇦🇷

Call me crazy but we’re beating PSG 4-0 tonight

@SeanDOlfc That’s what happens when you prioritise quality over the intensity you prem lot love to brag about

The quality of goals that PSG score consistently is just unheard of

Bare in mind btw Chelsea fans have spent the past few months bragging about how they beat PSG in a glorified pre season tournament. Hilarious fanbase

@Aliathewhite Yall klan?

Michael B. Jordan just won Best Actor for the groundbreaking role of “black guy who kills White people.” Truly the performance of a generation.

@HSTIKKYTOKKY4 Jesus Christ give it a rest

Theroux doc got draq queens and lesbians trying to get me arrested😂😂 + been banned from my local breakfast spot hahaha cancelled life

LMAO DLSS 5 looks like shit. All the models just look generic AI slop that wipes away all the artistic choices made by the studio.

@lolitadiariess @EFCevie You’re so weird man

@EFCevie you would think this is romantic asf if you were attracted to him tho😭

very rarely am i left genuinely speechless from a dm i receive but this one’s done it. what the actual fuck is going wrong in your life that makes you ai generate a picture of you with a random twitter girl and then dm it to her?

@NealGardner_ Smells like bs

Excuse me…

@TheFatGoalie Looooooool

The one thing that scares me about captaining Ekitike is a sudden benching where Gakpo plays upfront. Liverpool fans, how likely is that to happen?