Jeanni Henry

@sunellmari One Plan is absolutely incredible

people in my phone, I need a recommendation for pet insurance, specifically for cats. does anyone have a good recommendation that will actually help when it's needed? 😅

@Micylaaa Do it!!!

Fuckit gonna DM my crush

Tell me you’re living in SA without telling me you live in SA:when loadshedding is on the schedule & it doesn’t happen. It’s a thrill sport! I’ve never had so many thrills checking my phone to see what the time is and it’s 55min after it was supposed to happen & we’re still on

You know you’re a good mom when you sit through sequels of movies because your 13yr old enjoys them! I’m now on S.W.A.T no3 and I can without a doubt confirm that some Directors don’t know when to stop. Let’s pray he doesn’t figure out there’s more Taken movies because I can’t

I get asked this often : “How do I know to stop trying?” “Well my sweet darling…when he stops showing an interest”. It’s THAT simple. If he cared, he’d ask. No need for guessing games!

Is there a way to block Instagram automatically the moment you start drinking? I woke up this morning having booked myself a personal trainer, booked a nail appointment and shopped shoes off the app. This is getting expensive🙈

When you play the Roxette treffers you just know… @Micylaaa

Happy 4th of July to me! Happy divorcery on the 4th of July

Just two girls drinkin’ wine and eating garlic bread

I’ve never seen a garlic broodjie THIS GOOD @JeanniHenry

@WezoV2 Hahaha ALL the time

@JeanniHenry Same when you're typing a word, and even autocorrect is like "Nah bro, you're on your own".

I definitely think I get an A for creativity! If Aunty Google is going “Wtaf are you talking about? Try that again”…THEN you know

@taahira_k I am those people! Absolutely in my element 😍

Biscoff Crunchy Spread on toast! That’s it! That’s the tweet! 🤤

Bentley working very hard on his OnlyPaws content tonight. Earning his keep. With the impending increase in fuel price he’s going have to put in extra hours.

I love Afrikaans people!! “Ag man, ek weet nie wat op die menu is nie maar ons moes definitief die canopies wat hulle geoffer het geeët het”. Canopies is the new canapés!

Halsey - Trouble (Stripped/Audio) youtu.be/h2aTxmwRiJQ via @YouTube

Finally…I’m officially Jeanni-in-a-bottle!!

I don’t know who’s more invested…

I’m listening to what actually happens in a scrum, and let me tell you…it sounds bloody sore! I’m Afrikaans and even I think that doesn’t sound pleasant. All I know is I’m upping my medical aid