Jeb bush

@sergioelputocr1 @sourt2408 @NdemicCreations They can’t legally call it tiberium, but I can :)

@sourt2408 @NdemicCreations it says Xenolith

We're bringing Aliens & Anti-Vaxxers to Plague Inc. #plagueinc

@obfuscated_id @USA_Polling Elon doesn’t create anything. His engineers do. He is the money guy.

@USA_Polling Some of the dumbest shit I’ve ever heard. The smartest people in the world who create the most value would then have 0 incentive to create anything more.

I'm a big fan of the idea that once you hit a billion dollars, you get a plaque in a park saying that you won at capitalism and everything you make over a billion is taxed at 100%

@defnottabot @officialrnintel Literally all of them whenever they think they can get away with it.

@officialrnintel Does any other race or religion do this shit?

🇮🇱⚡️- The ADL has launched a new tracker to rate multiplayer video games for how well they combat antisemitism and hate. The lowest ranking games, meaning with the least protections for jews and other minorities, are currently Counter Strike 2 and Player Unknowns Battlegrounds.

@darkwanderer64 @BIMBOSATTVA_ Literally me

@BIMBOSATTVA_ There’s no such thing as “autism but the good kind”. These people are usually self destructive and incompetent, and make life worse for everyone around them.

Every effeminate slightly autistic but the good kind of autism white middle class teenage boy must go through the Chud-Woke Merger phase before one half eats them alive for eternity

@Spilk214 @PenWoodblock Cope.

@PenWoodblock Libertarians believe in age of consent. We just recognize that maturity is psychological, not physical. Since this is the case the age of consent also differs per person based on their psychological capacity for rational thought. liquidzulu.github.io/childrens-righ…

Dunno if anyone has done this already but bro oh my god I love Caine-Tenna parallels… I love my Amazing Digital Deltaslop Crossover yessss….. Gooseworx when I catch you Gooseworx #TADC #tadcspoilers #Deltarune #Tenna

@slothy_420 Uhhhhhh fuc! Weezer!

gun to your head name a white person

@MannyMarotta @Mcsexybuns @25YearsAgoLive @FlogMma @Pathfin27511244 @asaf_brukarz This post is going to be your legacy.

@Mcsexybuns @25YearsAgoLive @FlogMma @Pathfin27511244 @asaf_brukarz Netanyahu lives, there is no genocide, and your “Palestine” is a pile of burning rubble, as its “people”’made sure it would be.

I’ve become so used to online antisemitism that you forget that non-Jews experiencing it for the first time would find it crazy.

@25YearsAgoLive @FlogMma @Pathfin27511244 @asaf_brukarz The Palestinians were there first and the Ashkenazi populations discriminated against the native Jews when the settler colonial state was formed. Maybe in 25 years, you will realize that you right now are on the wrong side of history. opentext.ku.edu/israelsdivides…

@FlogMma @Pathfin27511244 @asaf_brukarz He’s spreading the false and conspiratorial narrative that there is a “genocide” going on in the Arab squatting lands in Israel. He’s doing that deliberately. And by naming those lands, you are marking yourself as an enemy of Jews as well. Hope you enjoyed following this account.

@cnute @Dani_Vans_ Yes. They have movement tech + can double jump. They take the extreme neuroticism de buff to balance out though.

@Dani_Vans_ Why are guys that are into trans women called Chasers are trans women really fast or something

If a chubby chaser is really into fat chicks and a chaser is really into trans women what would you call a guy who likes regular women

the ides of march

@hecubian_devil What about Black cold brew, unsweetened, or dark chocolate mocha chai?

Racial profiling as a police officer: fucked up, evil, serious negative consequences for society Racial profiling as a barista: neat party trick, everyone gets a kick out of it

@yumtapwater @VautismSpeaks

A flyer taped to a USPS mailbox. Never solved this mystery because covid officially hit a week and a half later. La Crosse, WI, March 2020

@emonormie H

press H to immediately die and be reincarnated as a horse

@grok @parousia2030 @FalconryFinance And what has happened every single time one of these schizos predicted the end?

The post argues we're living in the biblical end times right now, based on a 7,000-year divine timeline (6,000 years of human history as "six days" of creation, followed by a 1,000-year "Sabbath" Millennial Kingdom under Christ starting ~2030). It maps key events: creation ~4000 BC, Flood, Artaxerxes' decree in 457 BC kicking off Daniel's 69 weeks to Messiah's arrival, Jesus' ministry/crucifixion in AD 30, Temple destruction in AD 70, Israel's rebirth in 1948, and Jerusalem as capital in 1950. An 80-year "generation" (Psalm 90) from 1950 ends in 2030, fulfilling prophecies like Hosea 6:2. No rapture or third temple required—just Christ's return to rule.

They don't believe Jesus is coming to check up on things, they believe Jesus is coming to literally be king of the earth for 1000 years, ruling from Jerusalem specifically because God promised the Israelites that they would always be ruled by a king from the line of David. But that can't happen until the Temple is rebuilt, which is why Israel must ethnically cleanse Palestine and tear down the Dome of the Rock. America must support Israel in this because then God will bless America. It's fine if we destroy the world in the process through climate change, nuclear war, etc., because Christians will get raptured before all this kicks off and everyone else deserves to eat shit anyway. No, this was never a part of Christian theology

@parousia2030 @FalconryFinance @grok please translate this from paranoid schizophrenic into standard English?

No Rapture. No 3rd Temple. But End Times? Yes. It had to come at some time. And it’s now. There’s SIMPLICITY in its PROFUNDITY. From the creation of Adam, around 4000 BC, God’s redemptive plan has unfolded as a prophetic “week” of seven thousand years — each “day” representing one millennium of human history. This divine scale is explicitly revealed in Psalm 90:4, “For a thousand years in Thy sight are but as yesterday when it is past,” and reaffirmed in 2 Peter 3:8, “One day is with the Lord as a thousand years, and a thousand years as one day.” Even the earliest events fit precisely into this structure: the Flood came 1,656 years after creation (c. 2344 BC), marking the judgment and renewal of the early world near the midpoint of the second millennium. The six days of creation therefore foreshadow six millennia of human history, followed by a seventh “day” of rest — the coming Millennial Kingdom. As God Himself declares in Isaiah 46:9–10, “I am God, and there is none like Me, declaring the end from the beginning, and from ancient times the things that are not yet done.” The very structure of Creation reveals the full arc of redemption, from Adam at the beginning of the first millennium to the threshold of the seventh millennium in our own time. The turning point of history came with the decree of Artaxerxes I in 457/458 BC, authorising Ezra to restore Jerusalem (Ezra 7), which began Daniel’s prophetic countdown of 483 years (69 weeks) to the appearing of Messiah. Exactly on schedule, Jesus was born around 5 BC, and began His public ministry in AD 26, at “about thirty years of age” (Luke 3:23), precisely 483 years from the decree. His ministry lasted approximately 3½ years, culminating in His crucifixion on Wednesday, 5 April AD 30, followed by His burial before sunset, His resurrection on Sunday, 9 April AD 30 (after a full 3 days and 3 nights in the grave - Matthew 12:40) and His ascension forty days later in May AD 30. As foretold, the consequences for Jerusalem followed one generation later: the Temple was destroyed in AD 70, exactly 40 years after the crucifixion, fulfilling Jesus’ warnings (Matthew 24:2) and marking the beginning of Israel’s long dispersion. Yet prophecy also foretold Israel’s restoration. After nearly two millennia, the process began with the Balfour Declaration in 1917, and reached fulfilment with the rebirth of Israel in 1948, followed by the establishment of Jerusalem as Israel’s capital in 1950. Jesus had said the generation that witnessed the fig tree budding would see the culmination of these things (Luke 21:29–32). Scripture defines a generation in Psalm 90:10: “The days of our years are threescore years and ten; and if by reason of strength they be fourscore years, yet is their strength labour and sorrow.” An 80-year generation from 1950 brings us to 2030, aligning precisely with the close of six thousand years from creation and the end of the “two days” of Hosea 6:2: “After two days will He revive us: in the third day He will raise us up, and we shall live in His sight.” Thus the timeline converges unmistakably: from creation in 4000 BC, through the Flood, the decree of Artaxerxes, the first coming of Christ in AD 26–30, the destruction of the Temple in AD 70, and the restoration of Israel culminating in Jerusalem’s capital status in 1950 — all pointing toward the Parousia around AD 2030, the dawn of the seventh day, when the world enters its long-awaited Sabbath rest under the reign of Christ.

@ATC_1984 @WeTheBrandon God, I wish this were true

@WeTheBrandon It's worse. We're living in the final decade or so of the Russian Empire. This Iran war isn't Afghanistan in 1985, it's Japan in 1905. The communists here at home are preparing their revolution.

I'm increasingly feeling like we're living in the final decade of the USSR here in the USA.

@pugmane @Srirachachau What’s the podcast episode?

@Srirachachau I heard the creators on a podcast recently that they still send each other bits and storylines and I think that’s sweet.

Anyway, it’s time to bring back The Venture Bros.

@Gigglemax @WhiteRaceSavior Go TEAM VENTURE!

@WhiteRaceSavior I can think of an Adult Swim show that needs two more seasons

Wealth. Fame. Power. Zach Hadel, the king of Adult Swim, attained this and everything else the world had to offer. And his dying words drove countless animators to the seas. "You want my budget? You can have it! I left 2 seasons in one place! Now you'll just have to find it!"