Mark Jordan
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Mark Jordan
@JediRetired
Christ follower, great-grandpa, wanderer, author, friend. Retired Navy submariner, code head, data wrangler, and programming instructor.
Williamsburg, VA Katılım Kasım 2008
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In your opinion, which best describes Christianity's biblical relationship to Judaism?
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@consultnt_a My grandkids love ketchup on Mac ‘n cheese… just sayin’
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アメリカ人はパスタを半分に折ったりピザにパイナップル乗せてイタリア人を怒らせてるけど、逆にアメリカ料理の何をどうしたらアメリカ人はキレるんだろうな
ベーコンのしゃぶしゃぶとか、マッケンチーズにケチャップかけるとかか？
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EU RECEBI NESSE MOMENTO A MELHOR NOTICIA DA MINHA VIDA , EU VENCI O CÂNCER 😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏
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おはようございます。
今日は道が混んでいて到着が遅くなりましたが、無事に病院に到着。
これから並んで行きます。
抗がん剤を入れるのでまた副作用で辛くなりますが、治す為に頑張ってきます！
一日頑張るぞ！
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@oliverburdick But you will be a Christian for much longer - for eternity, actually.
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I was an atheist for 20 years.
Now I've been a Christian for 3.
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I still feel like I'm LARPing, seeing as I only came to faith four years ago, well into my thirties. But here goes...
He is risen.
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After 30 years of being an Atheist, tonight I will be baptized, confirmed, and reconciled to God.
I cannot stop thinking about it.
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@9dO6cLEZJSxpnMa God bless you, brother. Welcome to the family!
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え。待って分からなくなってしまいました💦呟くと自動翻訳して貰えるから、私は日本語でツイートしてていいってこと？
一生懸命英語で呟いて見てたけど日本語でいいのか…な？？？
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Close down all US bases in Europe.
Leave NATO.
The US is no longer our ally.
Mike Newman@MikeNew19512115
Close down all US bases in Europe. Leave NATO. France, Spain and UK are no longer our allies.
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I'm starting to think the entire Trans movement is just a retarded cult.
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自動翻訳で言語の壁が無くなった今、我々日本語話者は他国の文化に敬意をもって接するべきだ。
たとえばイギリス料理。
今まではイギリス料理はあまりおいしくないというジョークを楽しんでいたが、これからはやめたほうがよい。
実際、イギリスの料理はおいしい。
ロンドンで食べたカレーも炒麺もケバブも最高だった。
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@nanshisweets Yes, and yes - I do eat pumpkin pie on Thanksgiving (and at every other opportunity that presents itself - I love pumpkin pie!)
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日本語の投稿がアメリカの人に翻訳なしで届くようになったって本当ですか！？みなさん、サンクスギビングデーに本当にパンプキンパイを食べているのか、日本語で質問できるってことですか！？
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@tanomuzeA Better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it! 😉
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日本語が英語に翻訳されるだけで良かった。
アメリカ人にだけ伝わってほしい日本の秘密なんだけど、日本のピザにはパイナップルもプルコギもカニもジャガイモもマヨネーズも、旨ければ全部乗っける。
あと生地にもチーズを練り込む。
このポストがイタリア語に翻訳されたら第三次世界大戦が起こる。
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@elonmusk I have ridden elevators with human operators, and have actually operated one myself. We're not all dead yet!
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Elevators used to be manually operated and were especially risky if the operator was tired or inebriated.
Now, you just get in, press a button and a modern elevator, if inspected regularly, is extremely safe.
James Stephenson@ICannot_Enough
Nobody is skeptical of autonomous elevators because nobody alive today was even around to see a human elevator operator in real life before the last one got laid off. Automation is far safer.
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@IfindRetards @SenAdamSchiff I am a boomer and you’ll never find me making a fool of myself like these idiots. Perhaps “the world would be a better place without idiots” would be a truer framing?
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@SenAdamSchiff The world would be a better place without boomers
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San Jose says: No Kings. Not now. Not ever.
Thank you to the millions of people standing up for the spirit of our democracy.
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@data_republican Gorgeous! When I was a kid, we had these in our yard in Fortaleza, Ceará (Brazil) One of my all-time favorite flowers!
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Here are 2 of the most beautiful blooms that my bird-of-paradise plants have ever produced.
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