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I just ended a call with a uba customer support agent just for some clarifications on some issue with my bank lately, honestly, the service was top notch, she literally payed attention to me and all was sorted in a few minute, kudos to UBA. I really enjoyed that one👍

@Deznyx6 Me last week,😉las lad I don go back to the dustbin thankGod I see the crusher , Rizz and Filter 😆

When you try to quit smoking Agkay

@realyobarnub Your vibrator dey help you do all your chores oo, we no complain, you go cry tire!!

“The person who invented this pocket Toto should be arrested because he or she is spoiling men’s lives. We ladies can’t bill anymore, and if you men prefer pocket Toto over women, then let the pocket Toto wash, cook and take care of you too.” ~ Lady cries out

Understanding logic is knowing at the back of your mind that nothing would make aPc Lose the forthcoming Presidential Election come 2027.

Its 16mins pass 1am and I just licked off that slinky line around the edge of a wrister. It's about to get hot and smooky Right here.🤣

Funny how I sent to a grocery store this evening and the seller couldn't let go her excitement cos she was surprised I looked exactly like her juniors sisters husband who stays abroad, she showed me some pictures and I was shocked too. What an hour it was at the time.🤣

It's not even a thing anymore. One thing must kill a man.

@drharveee Schweppes.

Coke or Fanta?

@AdenikeOmolar11 May go a whole day without talking to you and we're good. And I can go a whole day talking to you.

disadvantage of dating you ?

@leodey4uu 3500 Loud. 5k Scott This cup CanadianL= 12k Colos = 🤣

how much is a cup of loud in your area?

@DAMIADENUGA Kk.

“Hi, I sent you 1 million” Reply as an ungrateful person

Lets End It Here. You Have a Rolando and Messi In a Football team. MESSI DECIDES THE GAME!

Omo Even If you Do 99 Good. I Swear E go Still Remain One.

I had to scale through not getting a puff yesterday and for a while. Cos I feel I gotta control it by being pause And I noticed ive being calm and food feels like a picture . It's just 30hrs of just water and some juice, I prelay this turns out for as long as I've wanted it to be

@mide_io Abeg cut kikishi 1k for me bros.

What did you see first? Be honest

@TheDamiForeign All the post for your x account. Wetin you wan use am do

Genuine question, wetin Burna boy wan use all these cars do?

@fm4lve You even run ads, I believe say you broke now..

I don broke bro, I need to use what I have to get what I need.. 14pro max available

@kolaboyofficial Single never blow, na album?

Album mode 📵🔒 #NND

@Chibae4u You go open fake one, cover original one. Make Una just dey play.

The dilemma of having a big nyash 🤦🏻‍♀️

@instablog9ja When you were 21, I brought 10 yams and some Hot, you rejected.

45-year-old lady offers ₦20 million to any man willing to marry her