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Buying Monero is an iq test

@Sovereign_Matt @claudeai @cursor_ai @HyperliquidX Page does not exist. No endpoint found.

How to earn XMR while you sleep? > Go to "api (dot) wagyu (dot) xyz" > Click "Copy Docs for LLM" > Paste and prompt AI Coding Assistants (@claudeai, @cursor_ai, etc.) to build yourself a Market Maker bot for Wagyu with the $XMR vs $USDC pair using the @HyperliquidX API. > Prompt engineer to build a front end dashboard for your market making bot to track it all like @monerify. > Optimise your market making bots performance over time with more market data like @100xChaser. > Make XMR while you sleep 🐮😴 Credit to @PerpetualCow for providing the docs to make this a reality for dummies like me.

@Toty_R6 Yo toty let’s run some ranked buddy

I already played a cheater and he already got banned on my first three games lmaooo

He really compressed 4 years of therapy into 60 seconds.

unpopular take: Monero hits $10,000 before Etherum

BREAKING: $XMR HITS $1000 CAD USD IS NEXT

@mandygrimreaper Ok dswag ur gonna get me shot down by saying that with ur @ as Mandy LMAO

@Jeevin i love u buhdee

@Jeevin Its 1k in china

Another delusional retard who doesn’t understand that criminals off-ramp their XMR to fiat. It’s time to compare criminals to miners. In BTC miners sold to accrue profit In Monero buyers sell to make sure secure their fiat It’s literally a full circle loop. If you don’t get it, just be dumb.

With the price of $XMR trading wildly upwards, and with prospects of continuing to rise, would you use XMR as a means of p2p payment? Do you understand the trap of price manipulation? I've been saying that price is just another form of attack. Not to mention when #Monero is delisted from KuCoin, and all the speculators rush to sell. The price will collapse, and of course, it won't be used as p2p money either.

@coingecko Monero

Underrated token?

@PerpetualCow Sounds like cow used Claude to build his swap tool. If this is the case you should onboard me, I am one of the best at this.

$XMR is king sir. Crypto was made for the underworld. Too many people used it, now it’s backdoored and doesn’t serve its original purpose. I remember 2011-2012 “BTC = UNREVERSIBLE AND UNTRACEABLE MONEY” Too bad the routes are compromised. XMR gives back the true promise and if you don’t realize this now you were never here for “CRYPTO” you’re just another manlet with 0 IQ chasing gains. I hope they stay mad forever

@Jeevin All these projects are weird and useless except one

The cryptoverse needs a BIG cleanse $XMR

Honestly I lost you half way because you seem retarded. Just because you’re a goodie two shoes who doesn’t engage in criminal activity you have decided this token is run by normies. It’s run by terrorists and cartels, it’s run by axis powers. If you understand this, buy pressure will always exist

The Trojan Horse of Privacy: Why the $XMR Moon Might Be a Trap Hey Monero community, you're not going to like what I'm about to suggest, but you need to think about this. A few months ago, I put forward a hypothesis: price as a weapon. #Monero isn’t pumping because the masses are suddenly obsessed with p2p privacy. It’s pumping because speculators are betting on the collapse of fiat system. But beware: this price action is a double-edged sword that puts a target on the back of the only tool that actually works. Zcash already provided the roadmap for failure through "corporate exhaustion." By trying to be the privacy coin that regulators could tolerate, it became a zombie asset. Furthermore, the disputes among its top management revealed the corporate fragility of the traditional system. Markets realized that optional privacy is just a permission the State can revoke at any time. Monero is different—privacy by default, no CEO to subpoena, no office to raid. But its recent surge isn't driven by cypherpunks; it's driven by "normies." Investors chasing fiat gains with zero intention of ever actually using the protocol for its intended purpose. Here lies the danger: Price is visibility. A privacy asset worth billions isn't seen as a technological marvel by the State; it’s viewed as a "threat to national security." Every green candle on the chart is another alarm bell ringing in the halls of the central banks. We are sprinting toward the era of CBDCs. By 2028-2030, physical cash will be a relic. Every cent of your tokenized fiat will carry a digital trail. In that world, Monero won’t be an "investment"—it will be the only emergency exit left in a digital panopticon. Do not expect the technocracy to sit idly by. The offensive has already begun. Regulations like MiCA and DAC8 are systematically choking off-ramps. If you can’t buy XMR with a bank card or sell it for "approved" tokens, 95% of current speculators will vanish overnight. That will be the Great Purge. The "real" Monero will only reveal itself when the price stops being the headline and utility takes over. When the normies flee because it’s "too hard to trade," only those who truly need to transact outside the radar will remain. The technocracy hates what it cannot tax, track, or freeze. Their attack won't be on Monero’s code—which is battle-hardened—but on the people using it. They aim to turn XMR holders into financial pariahs, disconnected from the "official" consumption grid. The ultimate irony: the very speculators pushing XMR "to the moon" today are inadvertently signaling to the State exactly where to focus their surveillance budget. Liquidity, in this case, attracts the eye of Sauron. If you hold Monero for the price, you are just a tourist in the revolution. If you hold it because you understand that in four years privacy will be an illegal luxury, you are preparing for the resistance. The future isn't the fiat price; it's the freedom of the fiat not knowing who you are.

@tuxpizza Never thought I’d see this type of post resurface but it’s well deserved

@brandank_cr Your mother wouldn’t be proud. Fake bot account unfollow this poor dumbass. I’ll show him more money than he’s ever made

I gave you $ZEC from $80 -> $770 3 months later, I found the next big trade. This video explains why I bought $XMR & how to qualify for the next generational airdrop But also why I'm still all-in on gold & silver The next 20 minutes will make you rich in 2026

@AMoneroHodler He’s mad because he’s poor forever

He blocked me lmao.