monerify

2.65% 💀

@BittexXBT me getting rugged by finally deciding to buy stocks (SPCX) at the top is also one of the greatest achievements

HL becoming a testing ground for pre IPO trading is one of the very few new cycle achievements this space accomplished

@CryptoCyberia safety is a mere illusion of the mind your language is their cage, you are only limiting them from their full potential

For some reason, when I tell my male friends to have fun on whatever activity they are doing, I tend to just say "have fun," and I'll say "have fun. be safe." only if drinking/drugs are involved. When I say the same to my female friends, I tend to always include "be safe" 😭

@BittexXBT what happens when he runs out of cash

cash reserve for 20 month of dividends so we’ll get out of the 60k range in March 2028

@VWAPmag chopped and gay bro

@monerify you short with like $30 dude buy a futures contract and let me know how a daily candle treats u🤣

when you are short gold, already underwater, and VWMM6.5 flashes a DEEP4 long entry with 100% hit rate on the 5 minute chart... got liquidated fading VWMM6.5 last night.

@AquaticXCP got microwaved by wintermute last night whoops

monero trading at 332 after shamelessly doomposting at 320 just 8 hours ago here we go again

@XBTXMR i offer this pigeon to be removed from spam

. @monerify is not my fren... HE IS SPAM NOW !

@puterw0rld i usually just use wine and lube

if i make journal thing (free) will you read? what should i use if so? subway-stack, big-mac, lotion? no idea what to use

@bitangel84 you're so dumb, man just take the L

This morning I was HACKED! I’m a blockchain developer with over 8 years of experience. I’m familiar with many of the techniques hackers use, but they are often one step ahead. They strike when you are most vulnerable. What happened: - A few days ago, I was contacted on LinkedIn by Kostiantyn Pustovyi. They offered me a collaboration opportunity on a Web3 game. - I immediately suspected they would send me a suspicious link, ask me to download some software, or something similar. But they didn’t. - This morning, I started the interview. The person explained the role, how I would be expected to help manage the team, and other details. - They showed me the repository I was supposed to work on. - I cloned it and ran yarn install. That’s when they got me. - An obfuscated script sent the credentials stored in process.env to their server. - They also asked me to test their online game and connect my wallet. They almost certainly intercepted my wallet password as well. I’M DESPERATE! I haven’t finished investigating yet, and I still don’t know exactly how many wallets were drained. I’ll continue posting updates as I learn more. BTSG, the bridge, and other related systems do not appear to be affected.

didn't this already get exploited? DEX's sound fun in theory but i'm sure that they have lost people more money over the years than any sort of financial gain

@Onyxx9999 @THORChain last US CEX* kucoin has most of the volume anyways

🚨 ALERT: THE LAST CEX JUST FOLDED ON XMR 🚨 Kraken, the final centralized exchange still selling Monero just slapped brutal monthly limits: $3.5k deposit / $1.5k withdrawal for individuals. They’re conceding. Privacy coins are winning. This is exactly why @THORChain listing XMR is CRITICAL INFRASTRUCTURE. Decentralized swaps, real privacy, no more gatekeepers. $XMR is inevitable. The future is private.

@BittexXBT below again

BTC finally crossing 65k

@BittexXBT r u the rat or the clown?

@user58158147 i'm just closing longs

@monerify brother its not going down the TA itself has to be taken in relation of what is about to come

there are literal demons in the orderbook right now

@thothxmr mmmmm

@monerify I am the one who liquidates.

am i going to get liquidated?

@bigcum68 @MgkMshrmBrkfst @cakewallet isn't that a programming language?

@monerify @MgkMshrmBrkfst @cakewallet U play rust?

Update: Hong Kong is going well. One of these girls is new to #Monero, and the other is totally new to crypto- the $XMR that we shared with her is her first crypto. She's an educator and became really interested to share what she learned. One by one :) @CakeWallet @Orindals_Asia

it's gonna be a movie and i'm taking you all with me