Jeff Carroll
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Jeff Carroll
@JeffCMRT
Deputy TL Coniston Mountain Rescue Team, member 40yrs, Wife & 2 Grown up kids. Beat Cancer, Angler, Walker, Trustee & Grandad. Sell Glue too! Personal opinions!
Coniston, Cumbria, UK Katılım Ekim 2009
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@LizKershawDJ Spent a little time with your brother, had immense respect and I think I still owe him a pint...
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Thank you for all your messages of affection for Our Andtew and kindness today. I’ve lost my best friend
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I stopped buying toilet paper during the shortage of 2020. Figured that much of the world doesn't use it anyway, so I switched to using my left hand with soap and hot water. Never felt cleaner and won't go back to toilet paper. No need for a fancy bidet either.
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After careful consideration, and looking for a career without jet lag, I’m delighted to announce that I’ll be fulfilling my dream of becoming a SAR crewman by joining HM Coastguard. I realised that life’s too short and I’ve been suppressing my love for helicopters. No longer.
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@nobleisawinner Depends on culture, tipping in the UK is far more optional and service charge is often added anyway at anything up to 15% and you can ask for that to be removed.
Tips should be for exemplary service not as a standard...
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@richmondie @ClarksonsFarm1 Really? Wow! I'm not quite there yet but it feels like a very different world manners-wise to even 30 years ago...
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@JeffCMRT @ClarksonsFarm1 In my exp, people's manners have VASTLY improved over 50 years. Perhaps because I am now a white-haired old lady, and not a teenager everyone thinks they can walk over.
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Keir Starmer plays 007 in the next James Bond Movie.
Can we get a working title?
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@djrossier @TheDreamProfit @Jesii_ca_M I totally agree, when I saw deletes her past completely, I thought either that or she's really looking for a woman.
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I will only marry a man who:
- Takes care of my parents like his own
- Purely Vlrgin
- Who pays my bills
- 6'2 perfect height
- Not more than 79 kg in weight
- Knows cooking
- Earn good money
- Doesn't use social media
- Has no female friends
- Asks permission before going anywhere
- Deletes her past completely
- Never gets angry
- Calm and "understanding" 24×7
Where can I find him, or if anyone here, let me know?
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If a General Election were to be held tomorrow, who would you vote for?
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@_hospital_pass @SeattleSoyFarm @Snorkyno4 @fesshole Aye so either way it ain't going to work. Would have done better getting a deed of variation if in a place where that's an option.
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@JeffCMRT @SeattleSoyFarm @Snorkyno4 @fesshole They keep records and the neighbour knows a will existed and its contents
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Our estranged father died. Neighbour witnessed his will and told me it was in his bedside drawer. The utter spangle was leaving everything to the dogs home after never paying maintenance. Chucked it in my incinerator. His estate is going to probate. Zero regrets.
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@SeattleSoyFarm @Snorkyno4 @fesshole That practice will have been either taken over, merged with another firm or the Will bank will have been sold on. Unless it was an only copy, there will almost certainly be another copy lodged somewhere
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@Matt_Pinner It used to be banks but there's hardly any of those left now!
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@GeorgeCochrane1 In Italian Allegro means "Quickly", this is almost the biggest lie since the "pull here to open" tabs on a pack of bacon!
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Today's Caption Competition
1 - There is no prize
2 - I accept no responsibility for any/all responses
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