Jeff Eaton

@MLB Ultimate game of payrolls out of control!! I can take my family on vacation or take them to a game. Please fix it.

The ultimate game of inches 😱

@jimstewartson @TheGraySeeker @RepRaskin You should let the adults take this. Made up Russia gate, that’s laughable. But that’s all the left is left with laughable garbage. You are losing and can’t handle it since you grew up with participation trophies. Raskin is trash.

@TheGraySeeker @RepRaskin Total loser. Got flipped in 2016 with Nunes. All Russian assets.

.@RepRaskin FTFW “While most other new FBI directors drew on their experience as FBI agents, you didn't have that. But you did write a picture book trilogy for children ages 5 and up based on your experience clashing with President Trump's political enemies. In your book, you describe your literary alter ego, Kash the night as a wacky, easily bored wizard carrying out King Donald's vengeance by driving his enemies out of the kingdom. In the books, King Donald is besieged by the evil Hillary Queen town, but saved in the end by Kash. The end Kash goes on to catch mules who are stealing the 2020 election for the great King Donald from Sleepy Joe. And then in the third book, Kash takes down the dragon of the jalapenos nicknamed the DOJ. Your supporters had hoped that you would graduate from imagining yourself a romantic fairy tale night to actually running America's premier federal law enforcement agency. Alas, just as we've learned how dangerous it is to put a science denying anti-vaxxer in charge of our public health, we've learned how dangerous it is to name his director of the FBI, a man who thinks of himself as a fairy tale night who keeps a fire-breathing dragon named DOJ at home to forcibly drive villains out of the kingdom.”