Jeff Hemmen

Honestly, @Cloudflare, thank you. You are a public service to the internet! 💌

@prime_linux @anshublog @Cloudflare @Hacker0x01 Unsure. Tracking (=finding the IP, hosting provider) the bots themselves is trivial. But beyond that... if you find an owner of an infected machine willing to cooperate, you could find the next hop etc. (Intensive in terms of inter-human labour.)

@anshublog @Cloudflare @Hacker0x01 @JeffHemmen what do you think?

I am looking for an internet traffic hacking expert - someone who can trace bot sources etc. Willing to pay top $$$$. I want to know where some of these bots are coming from and how to block them for one of my portfolio companies. cc @Cloudflare @Hacker0x01 for visibility.

I just wasted 3 minutes while searching for a receipt because the 8th month is not, in fact, the one called October. 😒 I know it's not a lot of time, but it happens a lot and it adds up. Can we fix this please?

❌ Google Pay ❌ OpenBanking API ✅ Fees on the most basic bank account Don't go to #luxembourgforfinance.

Self-care by making my place to live nicer with a bit of flat-pack tinkering, and listening to @TheUnfairerSex as I do. I haven't found a great definition of positive masculinity yet, so I'm making my own! 💪

Time is running out, and only @GregAbbott_TX has the ability to ensure that Melissa Lucio’s life — marked throughout by pain, trauma, and injustice — does not end in the tragic, irreversible mistake of a wrongful execution. #SaveMelissaLucio bit.ly/36hQGne

@RevolutApp I am not in the least assured. Here's why: I chatted to said agents myself.

@JeffHemmen Hi! We're sorry to hear about that. Please be assured that our agents are always willing to assist the best possible way in any case according to the right and regulated procedures 🙏 We’re an FCA regulated company so all our processes follow strict guidelines and are monitored.

Is @RevolutApp's support this inept and arrogant across the board now, or is this just the special contempt they reserve for customers on the free tier? 🤔 #ignoremyconcerns #answeryourown #lowconfidence

Had too much coffee this morning and a new set of interactive gestures for flat.social just coded itself up... The shaky one is still a bit shaky but you can now jump, flex, spin and do a big "hello now"! #buildinpublic #javascript #remotework

> Microsoft 365 Famille > 10 999,00 DA / an Looks expensive... can I afford this?

The default currency displayed—again, from an IP address that could not possibly be more European and Eurozonean—is:

If you go to the @Microsoft365 website from Luxembourg—a country where one of the three official languages is French—you get the "fr-ww" locale. This seems to mean "some place that speaks French, but isn't France or Belgium or Canada or one of those real places you know".

Verifying myself: I am jeffhemmen on Keybase.io. TP_WCO2lEMfZhPlVlmeqiUNImMUE4OuUWWgO / keybase.io/jeffhemmen/sig…

@stringfellow <opinion data="none"> I believe this will be highly correlated with a) opportunity, and b) life challenges faced, and support received in face of said challenges. Hard though it sometimes is, empathy is always the answer. 💛 </opinion>

Shoutout to @stoemason (aka github.com/DeleteSystem32) for officially being a contributor to @godotengine! 👏 #mp3" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">godotengine.org/article/godot-…

@stringfellow @ICOnews oh wow lol they have a .co.uk domain and mention "UK" after their company name, but no UK contact info/registered address/company number even in the contact our privacy policy sections. ... possibly a scam? 🤔

Mrs Norris 🐈 Mrs Purr Peeves 👻 Pix Prof. Quirrell 👳‍♂️ Prof. Raptor Ronan 🐎 Conan (why even?) Trevor 🐸 Oscar (again... why?) Fang (now Zanna, lit. 'fang') 🐕 used to be Thor ⚡️ Prof. Sprout 🥦 Prof. Sprite Bathilda Bagshot 👵 Bathilda Bath

Old Harry Potter names that were too silly even for the new Italian translator: McGonagall 🧙‍♀️ used to be McGranite Bane 🐎 Cassandro Vincent Crabbe 🦀 Vincent Tiger Fawkes 🦚 Fanny Smeltings 🏫 Snobkins Marcus Flint 🧹 Marcus Flitt Madam Pomfrey 🍟 Madama Chips