Jeff Provine

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Jeff Provine

@JeffProvine

Writer, cartoonist, college prof, cynical romantic, movie-watcher, traveler of realms mystic and mundane.

Katılım Nisan 2009
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Tympan
Tympan@tympanistam0·
@jeffprovine thanks again for the great story telling. My kid held onto every word.
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The Only in Oklahoma Show
The Only in Oklahoma Show@onlyinokshow·
@JeffProvine is signing copies of his new urban legend book. The Lore - Norman today 4-8pm The Floating Bookshop - OKC Oct 23 5-6:30pm A Novel Idea Bookstore - Guthrie - Oct 24 6-9pm Tulsa Comic Con - Tulsa - Oct 27 10-5pm Check out his website - jeffprovine.com
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Jeff Provine@JeffProvine·
"Grampop, what was the Dollar Menu?" "Oh, kids, there was once a day you could get a list of things each just $1: drink, sandwich, side..." "Even sodium-enriched protein shapes?!" "We called em chicken nuggets" #vss365 #kerfuffle
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Jeff Provine@JeffProvine·
@peterawolf @alt_historian I think about this a lot whenever people say, "oh, slavery was going to die out anyway with industrialization and tractors"
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Peter Wolf@peterawolf·
Also among the first places to show how slavery and industrialization were compatible. The Tredegar works brought skilled slaves onto the factory floor in 1847. White workers who went on strike to object were promptly fired; the enslaved toiled on until the factory’s demise.
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Jeff Provine@JeffProvine·
Me: I like math, 'cause it's fun, although I have problems getting my mind around topology Class: ... Me: See, that's funny because topology is about geometric objects and complex surface areas... to get my mind around Class: ... Me: This is comedy gold!
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Jeff Provine@JeffProvine·
So, for Rosie on the Jetsons, did she come with a factory-mandated level of sassiness or was there a personality scale the family could set the sassy at? I like the idea of family members cranking it up or down like a thermostat depending on their preferences
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Dennis Spielman
Dennis Spielman@DennisSpielman·
Had a productive meeting at Yellow Dog Coffee with @JeffProvine as we outlined the work for our upcoming book, “100 Things To Do in OKC Before You Die.” Jeff and I have been contracted to write the new edition and we’re excited about we have planned. #okc
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Jeff Provine@JeffProvine·
"By capturing positrons and their positions, we can create an electromagnetic #remembrance of future data" "We can actually SEE through time?" "Yes, but due to the intensity, we need protective ocular filters" "So the future's so bright, I gotta wear shades" #vss365
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"We the United Terraformed Worlds, whom you called 'The Colonies,' hereby #sever relations with Mother Earth" "You cannot do this! Our economies are intrinsically tied. We've invested untold quadrillions in you!" "Shoulda got a receipt" And the transmission went black #vss365
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Jeff Provine@JeffProvine·
He gestured to the time-portal. "Behold, the far-off year of 2024!" "Where are the flying cars? Where are the jetpacks? Where are the floating cities?" "Look, the future is about more than stuff hanging around in the air... except all those carbon emissions" #vss365
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