Jeff Hubbard

@britchiecalgary Amazing! Congrats, Bruce!

30 years means I’ve worked with so many great people. Honoured and humbled.

@dailysimpsons Why didn't you tell the rest of us? WHY DID YOU KEEP IT A SECRET!!

34 years ago today, Homer Simpson fantasized about what he would do if he won the lottery. #TheSimpsons episode “Dog of Death” first aired March 12, 1992.

@SAMsOttawa @LWillson_82 @ObsidianSasky Even if you ignore the "Americanization" theories and take the commish's logic and reasoning for the '27 changes at face value, the belief it will result in anything significantly positive is crazy.

@Jeff_Hub @LWillson_82 @ObsidianSasky I'm certain the shorter field, moving goal posts is strictly to pander to and attract teams from ex-USFL>XFL>UFL that can fit into stadiums

6 hours apart.

@SAMsOttawa @LWillson_82 @ObsidianSasky Sorry. Should've included #sarcasm. My point is NOBODY stays away because of goal posts or uprights. And the league thinking these changes will lead to exciting football and increased attendance/ratings is laughable.

@Jeff_Hub @LWillson_82 @ObsidianSasky So you don't watch hockey because there's ice surface & play behind the net?

@LWillson_82 @ObsidianSasky @SAMsOttawa I didn't go because I don't like to look around the uprights. Can't wait to get my 2027 season tickets.

@ObsidianSasky @SAMsOttawa 100 percent. It’s unfortunate how many people want the destruction of the CFL by pretending they are fans of it online.

Important Howler research: What do we think Joan’s black T-Shirt under the blazer says?

@keenanawsports8 @GreenZoneSK Play was whistled dead at point of fumble.

@GreenZoneSK Why wasn’t it a TD?? Someone explain?

Benny Sapp III gets the ball out but the ref blows the play dead as Onyeka returns it for a TD. No TD but Riders ball in Elks territory

@sskroughriders The size of the field is the problem. Not the refs. The upright placement. Not the refs.

THAT’S OUR BALL!!!

@CFLonTSN @TSNDaveNaylor The end of Elks/Ti-Cats took 11 mins? Why is that? Two mins due to injuries plus a HAM timeout. Replay Centre called down to call a penalty NOT called on the field (1 min) and a challenge with 0% chance of success took 2 mins. Fix the reviews and penalties!

CFL commissioner Stewart Johnston sat down with @TSNDaveNaylor to talk about the genesis of the changes that will be coming to the CFL, how it was approved unanimously by the BoG and how traditional CFL fans will embrace the changes: tsn.ca/cfl/video/2025…

@LWillson_82 @Bighill44 Curious how it grows the game. Were people staying away because of the goal posts and rouge? Well, ticket sales will now skyrocket. Command centre still garbage, website and stats still garbage, coaches cap still in place. CFL investing $0 to "grow the game."

Well said @Bighill44

@JohnDHodge @3DownNation @CFLUniMonitor @RougeDalts @CFL_News @SportsTalkWPG Won't they have to re-paint the yardlines for every single game?

Blue Bombers president Wade Miller calls CFL changes 'positive step,' insists they won't impact Bisons 3downnation.com/2025/09/22/blu… #Bombers | #Winnipeg | #CFL | #Bisons

@TSNDaveNaylor When they claim there will be 60 more TDs/year, did they factor in shorter endzones? Seems like a wash. Get rid of uprights but shorten end zone.

CFL believes moving goalposts will result in more TD passes. Endzones being shortened to 15-yards and field of play goes from 110 yards to 100 yards. Goodbye 55-yard line. And no single point for missing a field goal wide. #CFL

@sportscage 60 more TDs = .74 more per game. Pretty radical change for less than 1 TD per game, no? I didn't think scoring was an issue holding back the CFL.

One of the few changes CFL Commissioner Stewart Johnston announced today was moving the goalposts behind the end zone. The Data reveals this could lead to 10% more Touchdowns AKA 60 more a year! Hear the full interview on The SportsCage today. #CFL

@GreenZoneSK @TSNDaveNaylor @DarrellDavisSK @bjizzle56 The league claims 60 more TDs per year. Which I believe equates to .37 TDs per game. Curious how these changes actually increase entertainment and attract new fans. Seems like it has greater potential to chase old fans away.

The phone lines will be open all show long! What are your thoughts on the changes coming to the #CFL? Call 1-877-332-8255 Plus, we have amazing guests reacting to today's announcement: -@TSNDaveNaylor -CFL Commissioner, Stewart Johnston -@DarrellDavisSK -@bjizzle56

@Mookalicious @LWillson_82 @rodpedersen My understanding is the team has to concede the single. They'd have to catch the punt or short FG and down it. If a punt or FG sails through, no points.

@LWillson_82 @rodpedersen I don’t mind the changes. Other sports tweak all the time. Maybe I’m not fully understanding the rouge rule. If it’s late in the game & we’re tied, couldn’t I just punt through the end zone for the win or no?

Overall these are great plays by the commissioner. Despite the false and ridiculous rhetoric from @rodpedersen . The Commissioner seems to have thread the needle and kept the game uniquely Canadian while creating a lot of excitement! 2026: - ✅ different sidelines I couldn’t be more on board with this. One from a professional standpoint. Two from just as the commish says. As a player having to run way farther is ridiculous! - ✅ play clock to 35 seconds Having a ref signal the play clock to begin is ridiculous. This will standardize everything. Take something off the refs plate, game will be more fluid. Great move - ✅ out of bounds rouge I feel like most people agree this is great. Keep the rouge, just a small adjustment!! Great move. 2027: - ✅standardized endzones at 15 yards Uniquely Canadian! 50 percent larger than American End zones. Can now be standardized. Also will create more electric goal line coverages and stops. Tighter window throws as well! - ✅goal posts back Thank god. - ❓eliminating 55 I don’t quite understand this as much. I’m assuming there was more analytics done but with the goal posts moving back maybe to keep scoring up they shortened the field? All in all, great day for Canadian football players. Huge buzz! Pundits trying to lead people to believe 4 downs was coming or ratio eliminated is shameful stuff!!

@LWillson_82 @rodpedersen With FGs becoming more difficult (scrimmage at the 33 for a 55 yd attempt), and no reward for a miss, won't this just encourage MORE punting? Especially if you put it high and 10 yards deep and try to keep them in the endzone for the rouge?

@rikkistix25 @LWillson_82 @BobIrvingCJOB At the time I tweeted that they need to do a livestream of him watching a Labour Day game. Put it on YouTube or any of the 5 TSNs. Do it ManningCast style with other former CFL/NFL players and a host like Duthie (or nowadays Luke). Instead TSN/CFL opted for...nothing.

@LWillson_82 @BobIrvingCJOB I asked ChatGPT what Chad Ochocinco said about the cfl when he played in the league, then asked if the league used it for marketing. That was such a failure by the league to not capitalize on his giving the cfl “credibility”

There is only one man I want to hear from on this interview. And that is the man the myth the legend himself @BobIrvingCJOB is Doug correct in saying the NFL brings more credibility? I believe many consider Doug to be the greatest CFL player of all time!

@LWillson_82 From Insta during the 2022 GREY CUP! Referred to a blocked FG as a blocked punt. Special teams knowledge isn't their strong suit.

Peewee online coverage.

@consequence @Metallica @kirkhammet Creeping Darth is a great song.

.@Metallica released their sophomore LP, Ride the Lightning 40 years ago today. Guitarist @KirkHammet says the band had a “burning ambition” to make the best possible album at the time → cos.lv/xv8950SL331

reply with your favorite headline, sign, or other written gag from the Simpsons. I’ll start with “nerds pummeled in football melee”