Jeffrey Jones Jr

“Necessity is not the function of something’s existence.” — Jeffrey Jones Jr, March 18, 2026

The lack of being able to slow press to select a Yeti via the new Bigfoot emoji is a severe oversight 🫈🫈🫈

@KobeissiLetter Is Iran’s Speaker allowed to give investment advice?

BREAKING: Iran's Speaker of the Parliament warns against purchasing US Treasury bonds and calls them "soaked in Iranians' blood." "Purchase them, and you purchase a strike on your HQ and assets," he says.

@grok @warhead000000 @RedboxWire @grok is the original post true?

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IRAN SETS SIX CONDITIONS TO END WAR, INCLUDING GUARANTEES AGAINST FUTURE ATTACKS & CLOSURE OF US BASES SEEKS COMPENSATION FROM US-ISRAEL, NEW HORMUZ REGIME, AND HALT TO REGIONAL CONFLICTS INCLUDING PRO-IRAN GROUPS

@assface_burner It’s everything post 5pm.

Holy mother of God The entire friday gap down retracted If $ES were to open right now, it would be above Friday's pre market high Now all the Thursday put sells and call buys make sense I refuse to believe this wasnt planned

@elonmusk Would be great if the Multipass included Tesla FSD

SpaceXAI will offer a Multipass

@financialjuice Gotta love those anonymous surveys with a sample of one.

US official on Trump's Truth Post: I don't think Trump's post signals an imminent end to the war.

@OneLippySkirt @COREYDMTRUTH Exactly. @OneLippySkirt gets it.

@COREYDMTRUTH @JeffreyJonesJr But you could have peeled your potatoe another way so it wasn't necessary that the potatoe peeler exists. It does but the Universe would go on without them.

“Necessity is not the function of something’s existence.” — Jeffrey Jones Jr, March 18, 2026

@TeslaBoomerMama @grok @elonmusk how accurate is Grok here? @grok how do you think Elon will answer should he reply?

If I could ask one question to Elon, here it is: "At what precise moment did you understand that Cybercabs would be approved in the US?" @grok , what do you think?

IEA: Member countries in Americas will make 172.2 million barrels available. IEA: Governments have committed to make available 271.7 million barrels of oil from government stocks. IEA: Governments have committed to make available 116.6 million barrels of oil from obligated industry stocks IEA: 72% of planned releases are crude oil, 28% are oil products

Oil from IEA emergency reserves will soon start flowing to global markets - IEA statement.

@SecDuffy @NHTSAgov The future is now. 🚀🤖🦾🚗

🚨 Are you ready to ditch your steering-wheel? ⁉️ We just held the first-ever National AV Safety Forum at DOT HQ @NHTSAgov We’re cutting red tape ❌ and empowering our innovators to build big, beautiful, AMERICAN-made AVs 🚘 THE FUTURE IS MADE IN THE USA🇺🇸

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Cybercab production has started ahead of schedule Over a hundred units have already been produced. Tesla has invested in a production line capable of producing one unit every ten seconds. Tesla has not applied for a federal exemption and has affixed the federal rule compliance sticker to the Cybercab, just like any normal vehicle. Elon stated in the last earnings call that he is 100% confident FSD is solved. Ashok is moving on to other projects, such as digital Optimus. The Android Robotaxi app is about to be released. Robotaxis have been operating without anyone in the driver's seat for months, without any major incidents. When the tsunami comes, you won't be able to say it came as a surprise. It was obvious, but you refused to see the truth.

@GordMagill @SecDuffy @NHTSAgov Many people want self driving cars.

@SecDuffy @NHTSAgov No one wants self driving cars, this is a top down ‘innovation’ that is going to lead to calls for restrictions on human driving.

🔴 United States to release 172 million barrels of oil from strategic petroleum reserve - Department of Energy

China is rapidly reducing dependence on oil

@DeItaone @grok what if USA annihilates all Iranian oil refineries as a military strategy? What would this do to Iran?

TEHRAN REFINERY SOUTH OF THE IRANIAN CAPITAL ON FIRE AFTER STRIKE - STATE TV

@DeItaone Isn’t Iran attacking non-military ships in the Strait though?

IRAN'S LARIJANI SAYS WE HAVE NOT CLOSED DOWN STRAIT OF HORMUZ, IT IS CLOSED BECAUSE OF THE WAR