Jeff Ferguson

"It was a joke I said, not my opinion. Not something that I think, something that I think is funny. There is a big fucking difference between things that I think and things that I think are funny to say." —Jim Jefferies

@svershbow Blooper goes here @HokiESQ @MrESQ_VT

If you got a puppy for christmas you're legally obligated to show me.

Don’t breathe on them. Don’t even look at them.

Nuñez for PM. Fuck you, Newcastle.

I don’t know what time sound check is and I can’t help but wonder if tonight is a night @JasonIsbell breaks out “Vestavia Hills”? Seems few and far between on this tour. (Not a formal request and I *will not be* Steven Fucking Spielberg-ing tonight.)

@Jerkwheatery You could come to RVA when they play Brown’s Island on Friday, 4/28. We could have ZZQ and mirth and you’d have a place to stay.

ATTN: @ChrisRyan77 @andygreenwald @thewatchpod twitter.com/jimmweber/stat…

In case you needed the motherfucking reminder, and it sounds like quite a few of you do today. #HOKIES twitter.com/JeffreyTFerg/s…

UVA shouldn’t have to be going through this today. Nobody should.

Fewer than 10 years was the correct answer, apparently.

#HOKIES If you need a comfortable and decorative throw for yourself or a loved one, look no further. This will warm you on the coldest, loneliest game days. Cheapest I’ve seen it, too. a.co/d/8Yd8XBI

Fuck you, Justin Fuente.

Yo, I’m about ready to quit my job to get into Tim Ryan’s campaign. An absolute real one. Youngstown represent!

@Banana_Thompson To quote the great DJ Hennessy Youngman: “Who the fuck uses LinkedIn?!”

Woman singing “Midnight Train to Georgia” at karaoke. I’m taking every opportunity to interject that Gladys should not be chasing a man like this. Live your life, girl. Get a supportive man. This guy’s a dick.

I’m a…I’m a Dropkick Murphys fan now? twitter.com/wutangkids/sta…

@ZacHAttach7 @HokieBarek Can’t find the movie one but I found another starring Barek himself. youtu.be/UUU8bbW_9tE

@HokieBarek @ZacHAttach7

@ZacHAttach7 We should go. I bet @JeffreyTFerg will take the old 4Runner for a trip. I don’t care about the game, I just wanna show up to the campus blasted while we bump rap music and ask everyone we see to pray for us

Are you kidding me?! #LFC

Harvey Elliott, you beauty.