Jeffrey Grimes

Hell naw I have to deliver MrBeast burger to someone’s house

just post 6.5 second videos with #vine so we can help ease it back into society #bringbackvine (@elonmusk has the power)

In every important way, in the world of stand-up, Norm was the best. An opinion shared by me and all peers. Always up to something, never certain, until his matter-of-fact delivery leveled you.

I am absolutely devastated about Norm Macdonald. Norm had the most unique comedic voice I have ever encountered and he was so relentlessly and uncompromisingly funny. I will never laugh that hard again. I'm so sad for all of us today.

Humans: *born in a hospital* Bears: *born in a warm and safe den* Turtles 2.7 seconds after being born

Lmfaoo 😂😂

What is Joe Biden's plan to release BETTER CALL SAUL season 6 immediately?

Primary care doctors are sleeping on autoimmune diseases and inflammatory responses (from sugars, oversleeping, etc). These can lead to earlier mortality and chronic lifestyle illnesses

Hello I am brand new to Twitter, what are you guys up to

The guac in your fridge an hour later.

I can’t wait until enough time passes where people talk less about the 20th century. Movies and other media have milked it to the bone and people are too nostalgic over classic rock and other music from back then. We need to make new culture!

I find it ironic how I hate the idea of wasting food and will eat every scrap, but when it comes to time, I’ll waste a ton of it sleeping or browsing apps that I don’t even like

Yesterday sucked

I forgot where I parked my car last night so I searched everywhere downtown looking for it. For future reference, google maps tracks where you’ve been but you have to enable it