Jeffrey Joseph

The Russell Westbrook/Derik Queen triple double night.

Sausage egg and cheese is better than bacon egg and cheese.

@tomandmartys My awful golf season has me feeling lost/hardly betting any outrights since Augusta (thank god for Akshay at the AP.) How Powers is this bad and then drops BG is incomprehensible.

Tailing Powers Week 17: Ytd 0-32 -$320 Did I ever tell you how my brother met his wife? We were at a bar and there were 2 attractive girls there. I said, “I like the one on the left.” So my brother took the one on the right. They’ve been married 20 years now, 3 incredible kids. The one of the left gave me crabs and then stalked me for 3 months after we slept together. She even slit the tires on my car. My point being, I hope whomever is tailing @RyNoonan has a happy life together.

@barstoolsports Not sure there’s any scenario where BREAKING and Hayden Panettiere should be in the same sentence (nice though)

BREAKING: Hayden Panettiere comes out as bisexual while promoting her new book

This, right here, is why Bryson is so unlikable to me: In one breath, he describes possible PGA Tour fines as “quite unfortunate… considering what I could do for them.” Then immediately after that, he says, “The egos need to get dropped… Everyone needs to come in level-headed.” ARE YOU KIDDING ME, MAN?! Shoutout to @Mark_Schlabach for writing this ESPN article.

The Yankees have won 13 of their last 15, outscoring opponents 94-39 over that span. Those numbers will jump tonight with the Yanks up, 12-1.

Check my math, but in the four losses, I’ve got 49-179 from three in this series for Boston. That’s insane.

This is an absolute lie.

Jose Caballero sends one a LOOOONG WAY

@Yankees @TheJudge44 Aaron has infinite swag

The Captain and his pups 🐾 Penny & Gus 🐶💙

$100 to 5 RTers this hits Research from degenelytics.com All my picks at heavyhittermedia.net/discord

The boys perdió mucho cuando dejaron de ser una parodia del género de super heroes para convertirse en propaganda política.

Still early. #TrueToAtlanta

Little fun fact the Sixers waived Julian Champagnie so they could make room for Mac Mclung, so he could compete in a sixers jersey for the dunk contest

standing ovation for cheating on your wife

@TheNBACentel @ESPMNBA Chauncey would come back free of charge if it meant his gambling charges were dropped. Might be the play.

Trail Blazers owner Tom Dundon considering coaching the team to avoid taking on extra salary. (Via @ESPMNBA)

It ain’t free when you’ve been through those years

Let the exit velo lead the way @degenEli

At 22 years and 254 days old tomorrow, Elmer Rodriguez will be the youngest player to pitch for the Yankees since Deivi Garcia in 2021

Power & Patience 🤝 #RepBX

@degenEli Jazz

Jazz is finally hitting baseballs hard again. April 11th-22nd looks a whole lot different than April 23rd-6th. degenelytics.com