Jelgard
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megalophobia has to be the most narcissistic phobia.
yeah bro, the colossal evil deity is out to get just you. it just couldn't send some asylum seeker with a knife your way.
if something like that were to kill all of us, i wouldn't care, could've been a meteor for all i care and probably there is nothing that can be done about it


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@fieldsofacid64 bazen dünyadaki en "zeki" kadınların bile pseudo intellectuallar olduklarını düşünüyorum
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Azerbaijanis reacting to this: you're right
Turkish people: YOU'RE A FOREIGN AGAINST, HOW DARE YOU NOT ACCEPT YOUR FILTHY IDENTITY AS MY SUPERIOR NATION'S SUBGROUP?
{Aykhan}{Zayedzadeh}@aykhan_Z
The worst thing in Turkey is probably the Turkish imperialism against other Turkic peoples. It's a very Russian way of thinking. They deny that other Turkic peoples exist and deem their languages as dialects of Turkish.
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"What did we ever do to the Turks to deserve this?"
"Just a little thing called the Trojan War, maybe you heard of it?"


archie 🍂@TheRumelian
rest easy hector, you have been avenged
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@Illusory_Ace Put down the goy gif and pick up a book broski half the turks already saying iran
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Turks and Saudis in the comments deadass think I'm talking about their country
Ace 🇦🇬🇮🇴🇨🇽🇬🇵🇱🇨🇨🇼🇸🇧🇳🇨🇨🇻🇹🇰🇬🇩@Illusory_Ace
One of them is right
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@ArchysLife Ya bide deli gibi uzun uzun yazmış bazısını da distortlayarak
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"As we all know, all Turks were Muslims until Atatürk came along and pressed the big red atheism button, and after that they all became atheists."
Jewish pashtuns with attitude 🇦🇫✡️@midnight_b65055
زي ما كلنا عارفين، الأتراك كلهم كانوا مسلمين لحد ما أتاتورك جه وضغط على زر الإلحاد الأحمر الكبير، وبعدها كلهم بقوا ملحدين.
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@AkrepKorbasi Tarly'lerin Rob'u yenmesini izlemek isterdim rob'un kaybettiği tek savaş
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Robert’ın isyanı. Dev bir adamın elinde balyozla önüne geleni dövdüğü bir dizi istiyoruz kardeşim. Sikmişim house of dragon’u
Lord Lincoln 🥷@lipeter775
Which spin-off would you like to see on your screen?
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@AkrepKorbasi Baba bronn bu kadar büyük biri olamaz ya dizide hadi zevkliydi 2 de bir galip gelmesi komik biri olması falan filan ama rastgele bir sellsword bütün knightlardan dothraklardan iyi olamaz
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Jaime>Bronn>Drogo>Brienne>Jon>Grey Worm
WatchWorth📺@watchworth_
Your life depends on a trial by combat. Who are you choosing to fight for you? ⚔️👇
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@Tospik922 Oyunu ideolojik kapışma dışında akıl kalıcı yapan bu zaten bence bu insani sahneleri çok dolu ve gerçekçi hissetirebilmesi
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Arkadaş ile sohbetini döndürürken yine kendimi tekrarladım ama oyunlar açısından dönüp baktığımda "en akıldan çıkmaz anlar" kafası bir liste yapsam Disco Elysium direkt listenin yarısını dolduruyor.Kilise , Mahkeme , Vedalaşma sahnesi gibi gibi.Eşsiz bir eser her şeyiyle
Jamrock Hobo@JamrockHobo
The cure to male loneliness is conflating your ex with a long-deceased demi god
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@pasha_1071 @GggZengi83103 ne yandın amcık ya bu ülkede chpyi atatürkün partisi sanan var hala adama demagoji yapmaya çalışıyon
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[fades to black, title rolls]
in 2026, selçuk yılmaz, the notorious founder of selçuksports, was arrested at his condo in denizli during a brief visit to his homeland for the 9-day holiday.
he was sentenced to 65 years in prison, the maximum penalty allowed by law, for his crime of sticking it to the man.
he passed away due to old age at the federal penitentiary, taking the secrets of his massive streaming empire to the grave.
to this day, selçuksports crew continues to broadcast.
[music fades out]
selçuksports: a biopic (2028)
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