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Next time you won't steal again 🤣🤣 One slap from macho man your man fall for the gutter inside

Greatest TV SHOW of all time 10/10..!!🙌🙌🍿🎬

Abubakar was kidnapped on the Sokoto - Zamfara road more than 2 months ago !!! His captors are demanding a ransom his family cannot pay !!! Let us speak up and share this on his behalf, because sometimes the only power a helpless family has is the voice of a compassionate crowd !!!

@Big_marvis And thanks to APC #1,000 cannot buy you a meal anymore lol.... #50 can't even get biscuits lol

Oh gosh, no more ASUU strike. 4 years course is now 4 years. E no go better for all Obidients supporters.

Proof that men will not grow up until they are old 😂😂😂😭

Omo! Peter Obi's cleanliness wants to suffocate this Tinubu's defender.😂😂

@ChuksEricE Na this one dey on and off light every 5mins....

Interviewer; “People complain you didn’t give them electricity, suddenly you people will only provide 1 hour electricity for them, how does that work?” NEPA official in Bayelsa State; “The way the people use the light is the problem. Once they see light, they will turn on their freezer, washing machine, pumping machine and other electric appliances. Energy they would consume in one week, they will consume it in just one hour.”

The older you get, the more this makes sense

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When Cartoon Characters Tried To Tell Us Something...

Moment the head of a ladies’ club calls out one of its members for trying to sleep with another member’s husband. Mrs akinola why😂😂😂

@MasterBolaji And now 1 pure water is #50 lol 😂

Nigeria’s stock market growth under: ​Obasanjo: ₦5.12tr Yar’Adua: ₦6.03tr Jonathan: ₦11.42tr Buhari: ₦28.45tr Tinubu (Current): ₦145.3tr All past leaders did ₦50.02tr over 24 years, while BAT has done ₦145.3 trillion in just 3 years. That’s a massive difference.

@current Can i link my current account to coinbase and PayPal? Please explain how, thanks

Swipe to the beat. 🫰

You never still know why you babe nonde fear you?

@current How can i transfer from my current bank to a third party chime account?

@talented_taofiq @SAsekome @NELFUND @Diorthecurator @YhungProf0 @woye1 @Riddwane @easydigita @AAAlhaji21 @salawueedris1 @Yeribaaba @Chrisbamidele Is that your head?

@Jellybum_0 @SAsekome @NELFUND @Diorthecurator @YhungProf0 @woye1 @Riddwane @easydigita @AAAlhaji21 @salawueedris1 @Yeribaaba @Chrisbamidele 🗑️

INTEREST ON STUDENT LOANS ACROSS MAJOR COUNTRIES 💡 📌 USA 🇺🇸 — 6.39% (Repayment commences 6months after graduation) 📌 UK 🇬🇧 — 3.2 to 6.2% 📌 Australia 🇦🇺 — 2.9% 📌 Canada 🇨🇦 — 0% (Repayment commences 6months after graduation) 📌Nigeria 🇳🇬 — 0% (Repayment commence 2 yrs after NYSC with a verifiable employment) Say all you want about the NELFUND Student Loan, it can never negate the fact that this Tinubu's Educational Financing initiative through is the most People-Oriented in the World. Tinubu's NELFUND Student Loan Scheme is a Game-Changer🔥

@whaley_lawal @kunleeko @SAsekome @NELFUND @Diorthecurator @YhungProf0 @woye1 @Riddwane @easydigita @AAAlhaji21 @salawueedris1 @Yeribaaba @Chrisbamidele Should i say you have cataract and you can't "clowning" or you are just too dumb to read? I will give what i get... Meanwhile where do we have the highest rate of insecurities in the country?

@Jellybum_0 @kunleeko @SAsekome @NELFUND @Diorthecurator @YhungProf0 @woye1 @Riddwane @easydigita @AAAlhaji21 @salawueedris1 @Yeribaaba @Chrisbamidele Sense is far from you, to justify the insecurity stand, you’ve to tell him to travel to the far north just to encounter insecurity. That’s to tell you the insecurity is limited to some GPZ. He only asked a simple question, then you result to insult. You can do better.

These are skin care products that do not exist but Nigerians are buying them. Check if you are buying anyone of them.

@kunleeko @SAsekome @NELFUND @Diorthecurator @YhungProf0 @woye1 @Riddwane @easydigita @AAAlhaji21 @salawueedris1 @Yeribaaba @Chrisbamidele If reach your turn choose zero interest... Or may be thats the only option you have 😂😂😂 Arindin omoh... With all the subsidy removal we are still borrowing more than the govt that paid subsidy.... Even living worst economy now than them.. If dem born you well travel go north

@Jellybum_0 @SAsekome @NELFUND @Diorthecurator @YhungProf0 @woye1 @Riddwane @easydigita @AAAlhaji21 @salawueedris1 @Yeribaaba @Chrisbamidele See clowning. Na the government dey create job for them abi?