Jake the Snake

@sondraa What if you get sick from it

Raw, next question

@RapSheet That’s slavery Ian

A rare gorilla for gorilla trade.

@PFTCommenter Brother win #2 is coming in November

11-6

@itsfickybaby @BearsFanTV WR 2 doing our schedule release is criminal 😵‍💫😭

I know Rome was probably FRIED while shooting this lol

@hannahcmontoya Yeah you definitely stomp on testicles for the love of the game

ex-situationship texted. nice to know there are little reminders of me around

@Snapback_Trivia @BarstoolGruden Why is gruden making content with a competitor? Is SB sports this dead where it doesn’t matter? Genuinely curious

Guessing Players Jon Gruden Coached 🏈 feat. @BarstoolGruden Play photo-based quizzes just like this on our daily sports trivia app: bit.ly/snapbacktrivia

@orezteja Sinner taking the photo too is crazy

you're telling me this is a straight man

@davebftv @BearsFanTV Black forces on Loveland? Yeah he’s putting up record numbers this year

Caleb Williams, Luther Burden, Colston Loveland, Rome Odunze, and Jahdae Walker all putting in work together

@TrentonJocz @SBN_Ricky If bulls drafted Mara over Wilson or boozer they deserve to have the UC burned down forever

@SBN_Ricky Would be very disappointed if it actually ended up being Mara

Instant NBA mock draft after the Wizards win the lottery, and the Bulls move up to No. 4: sbnation.com/nba/1113466/nb…

@RapSheet WASHED

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@BauerOutage @MacMcclintock6 NGL cubs could use you rn brother. Best clubhouse in baseball, you’d fit right in. Wrigley would root for you even if you killed a man

@MacMcclintock6 Even better reason for teams to do it

Hypothetical: You’re the owner of an MLB team. I offer to take $0 salary and sign a minor league contract and go to Low A. If the “he sucks now” crowd is right and I get lit up, you cut me, lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If the “clubhouse cancer” crowd is right, you see it immediately at Low A and cut me. You lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. If there’s massive negative PR, which we already know there won’t be, you just cut me and move on. The story is dead in a couple days, you lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. But, assuming none of those things happen, which they obviously wouldn’t, if you like what you see, you can promote me to AA and re evaluate me there. Then AAA. Then the big leagues. If I earn it, which you’d be 100% in control of deciding. If you don’t think I’m good enough, you lose $0 and there’s no risk to the big league club. You could take away my “antics”. You could take away my social media. You could ask anything of me. If I don’t comply, you cut me, lose $0, and there’s no risk to the big league club. What logical reason is there to not do this? At worst, you cut me and there’s no risk to the big league club. At best, you get a Cy Young winner for $0 who you know can still pitch and could help the big league team if and when you see fit.

@AdamSchefter He’s retiring soon

On Mothers Day weekend, the McCaffrey family announced it is expanding.

@AdamSchefter Who cares they still suck

The NFL and the NFL Referees Association have reached a seven-year collective bargaining agreement that will run through the 2032 NFL season. The current deal was scheduled to expire on May 31.

@CourtneyRCronin @FirstTake @RealMikeWilbon No toes? Smh

Chicago in the house on @FirstTake. @RealMikeWilbon

@ShamsCharania Another piss poor move

Just in: The Chicago Bulls are hiring Atlanta Hawks senior vice president Bryson Graham as the franchise's new Executive Vice President of Basketball Operations, sources tell ESPN. Graham spent 15 years in New Orleans before joining Atlanta last offseason, rising from an intern to GM, and now becomes the Bulls top executive.

@42Cyc I feel the same way about jetta tbh

As a Vikings fan, it's painful to admit when you adore a player on a division rival. But man, I absolutely LOVE watching Colston Loveland.

@David14879 @HotRodChicago Brother look at the guy

@HotRodChicago How do you know he’s a republican?

Midwest Republican Olineman with a receding hairline at 24? Yeah bro hes' going to be All Pro within 3 years

@NateRoper_ Respectfully Jump is not a real stat… we be making shit up now

Pete Crow-Armstrong currently leads MLB in: OAA FRV DRS 5-Star catches Jump PCA's lead over 2nd place in OAA, jump, and FRV is huge. He is the best defender in baseball.

@_NickWhalen Add a vet the edge room and chill the fuck out. Secondary is elite and deep with potential competition from Zah, Terrell Smith along with the addition of Muhammad. Using thieneman as a chess piece in DAs defense is going to be helpful to the front as well.

Bears likely DL room DE: Montez Sweat Austin Booker Dayo Odeyingbo Shemar Turner Daniel Hardy DT: Grady Jarrett Gervon Dexter Neville Gallimore Kentavius Street Jordan Van Den Berg

@toosweet2593 @barstoolspringb Reality show stars pay the bills

@barstoolspringb In other words he has no other skill then being a reality tv doosh and he feels his level of dooshness translates into hosting other food he’s and skags

Nicky talks about what he thinks could be the next Barstool reality show