Jen Sakato

@RondaRousey I'm so excited for your arrival to @WWE ! Stop smiling, though. You're an unleashed animal, not a homecoming queen.

A bunch of kids were gruesomely murdered at camp? Send the police station janitor! #gutsforlaughs

Those capture the flag kids are getting attacked by the leftover murder bees #gutsforlaughs

@ODEONCinemas is your joke theft limitless too? Cuz you're off to a good start with @matt_obrien content!

@hipstersuen thanks for coming by! Hope you like @PatCoppolino DVD!

@LilHollyAnne @Danguiry ahahhaha

@idiotgallant wow thank you so much! You da best!!

This week @JenSakato and @LizWorthXO go Back To Degrassi with me! New Podcast ep is out!!! tinyurl.com/ny2s4dj

“@LizWorthXO: Fun times today doing a #Degrassi podcast with @JenSakato!" Thanks @timfmmcdonald! We had fun!

Teaser is shot! @thischristophe is editing! Thanks to actors @danielwoodrow @JenSakato @JackiePirico @patrickhaye & more for helping:)

Yo @ezypantskire check your band's fb msgs :)

I feel the same way about Breaking Bad as I do about a professional pitcher pitching a perfect game. I have never personally seen either.

Does anyone else take on a fucked up accent when speaking English with a québécois? #accidentalracist #sorryquebec

Giant cat or tiny chair? We'll never know. #itsatinychair

I like how the Bounty knockoff looks like "Bland Bar" at first glance #dollarstorechoco

@FMaritoL @hotbeansvegan yeah dude, don't eat lunch that day. Their burritos are baby-sized. By which I mean, the size of an actual infant

My entire apt building is full of singles in their 30s but no one's bangin' anyone. #melroseplace #moving

This in my apt's trash bin right now. I'll stick to littering on the ground from now on #weirddayfortrash

"getting a divorce & then staying together to fuck the system" ~ my buddy's plans for his 1yr anniversary with his wife

Found an empty bag of chips in the ladies room garbage can at work. Who's eating junk food on the toilet?? and why aren't we friends yet.