Jen Newcombe

Graham Norton’s #Eurovision hopes and dreams: 🥹 Celine Dion:

@HMRCcustomers Thank you! When you say contact the helpline do you mean via phone? I tried yesterday and couldn't get through to a human! Sorry 😕

@JenWilcock details to Pay As You Earn and Self Assessment HM Revenue and Customs BX9 1AS United Kingdom Steve 2/2

@HMRCcustomers hey! Can't verify my identity and am going around in circles trying to register for self assessment. Technical can't help, phone lines not able to help. Please, please help me! I'm not sure if my maiden name is still on your record but I can't log on to change!😫

@HMRCcustomers Thank you for the reply! I've tried with passport, driving license, and scanned my face and it still doesn't like me 😕

@JenWilcock Thanks for waiting, Jen, Do you have sufficient ID if we are able to update your personal details to pass the verification step? Steve

Ed Helms is Wolf. I'd bet my biscuits on it #maskedsingeruk

@Argos_Online hey again Argos, yet again I'm being bombarded by your automated replies! Can someone please help me via dm with my query? My issue has not yet been resolved. Thanks

@ArgosHelpers Thank you, I've sent this across 😊

@JenWilcock Hi, Jen. Thank you for getting in touch, To enable me to help you, I first need you to confirm some security information. Please can you confirm your details in a private message? Email address Telephone number The full name on your order Order number ~ Karen

@ArgosHelpers hey Argos! Please see my dm! I'm going round in circles with the automated chat. I'm having lampshade issues! Thank you

@FableticsEUHelp hey! I'm sad I can't just message you, but I'm not verified... 🤷‍♀️ anyway, I got some lovely leggings for Xmas...worn them twice, now they're all...bobbly in the crotch!! Didn't really want to tell everyone on X about my crotch but never mind 🤪 v. disappointed!

RIP Sheila.

It's impossible to dislike Usyk. More proud of his sons getting their green and orange belts in Judo than winning against Fury. #FuryUsyk2

It’s almost that time of year when my wife sits next to me on the sofa and glances at me like I’m a piece of shit. Because of what Alan Rickman did to Emma Thompson in a fictional film, released over 20 years ago.

@EE They just said there was no transaction number? That it was a problem with their system. So I either had to make payment again or ask for a refund and then redo the order! No apology, nothing 🤷‍♀️

@JenWilcock Did they find the order and check what was the issue? You can call customer service and see if they can look at it from there on 150.

@EE hi EE! Can I speak to someone please re. upgrade? I've paid 250 quid to upgrade...all gone through..then today been contacted to say it hasn't been given a transaction number so can't be processed. Sounds like a you problem, EE! Help please. I called and no luck, thanks

@EE I've tried and it said a 2 hour 40 minute wait...so I called and spoke to someone from digital support team..he wasn't great to be honest and didn't help.... 🙏

@JenWilcock Hi Jen. Thanks for reaching out to our team on X about your upgrade. We'd love to take a closer look at this. If you haven't done so already, please reach out to our team via live chat in the EE app, they'll do what they can to help and hopefully restore your trust

Do we consult Cardiology or Gynecology or just admit to Medicine?

My wife got attacked by a marsupial in the capital city of Malaysia. Kuala Lumpur? No, a kangaroo decked her.

The absolute injustice of being asked to come and take away the boxes of junk that you’ve been storing at your parents’ house for 20 years.

*triage nurse wheeling a sweaty man clutching his chest into resus* SOMEONE GET ME DR OETKER, STAT!

Not a single person asked me if I could run fast in my new sneakers. Being adult is stupid.