Jen Kanne

@ohkell Feels like a very direct subtweet

I have no perception of height. I’m barely 5 feet tall. If you’re over 5’7” I just assume you’re in the nba.

Jesus in Luke 15 100 Sheep, but one goes missing. Jesus leaves the 99, and goes after the one. The 99: “But…what about us? Don't we matter?” Of course the 99 still matter, but they are not the ones in danger. The one is.

@ohkell No

Timothée Chala-neigh

I’m afraid to tweet because nothing will live up to the last one..I’ve peaked.

Do celebrities have junk drawers where they throw random cords and pens? I feel like @chrissyteigen would but like @KimKardashian absolutely would not

The definition of #LookinLikeASnack 🔥! Thanks for all the Flamin’ Haute fun, my friends! #CheetosFlaminHaute

it has been brought to my attention that shawn mendes and the kid from modern family are not the same person...and i am shocked.

Why can’t they make airplane windows higher so I don’t have to strain my neck to see out the window?

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isn’t it weird that we have one hand that knows how to do everything and then one hand that just sits there like “idk how to hold a pencil”

I didn’t think it was possible to love @Edelman11 anymore than I do but then I watched his documentary 😍

The creative director version is, “first of all, thank you for working on this”

don’t get it twisted...tan lines are an accessory.

Just really thankful for shelves

I meant to say “I love it” then “thank you” but I ended up saying “I love you” to the lady who sold me candy in the airport 😑 #sorryhusband

I wonder if I’m too old to hear the mosquito ring tone now #insomniathoughts

Occasionally I think about tweeting again..then I go back and reread things I’ve tweeted..damn I’m boring