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Met Gala tomorrow, Tony nominations Tuesday, Cannes next week - big time for people like me who love to comment on random stuff

I’m lowkey really concerned about how stupid everyone is getting..

literally 3 apples tall 🥹

these words are in the gossip girl books

F*CK YES

the entirety of new york is experiencing spring edging rn.... nerves are frayed....transitionwear is all over the place... so many cold uncovered heads..... this cannot go on....

happy devil wears prada 2 week for those who celebrate 👠🥳🫶

happy 20 years to Stick It 🤸‍♀️ 🤘

her biggest enemy being behind her…

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

it's crazy how everyone is talking about summer house instead of what they should be talking about which is southern hospitality

times square margaritaville

honestly, girls just need to start pulling up to lunch or dinner and settle their differences like the real housewives.

Been drinking pretty much only Diet Coke to save water for Claude

I really wish I was a woman of few words. Unfortunately, you will hear from me. 👍🏽

I get semi-frequent stomachaches after seeing a movie because my cinema-loving soul is sad to leave the theater. NOT because of the popcorn. That simply wouldn’t be possible

how life feels ever since justin bieber remembered who he is

men are like “i’m a provider i’m a provider im a provider” until it’s time for them to PROVIDE their seats on the subway

The way I feel about the pope is the way I feel about my mom. If she annoys me I can complain about her but if someone else insults her I will end their bloodline

A story about following your dreams even if they’re stupid, and believing in yourself, even if you’re stupid (which would explain the quality of the dreams): theatlantic.com/magazine/2026/…