Tom Weber

I am truly the luckiest dad on the planet. Went this weekend to Vidcon with Hailey. Her idea,… instagram.com/p/BVz5mR1BNXo/

@rebmasel That's cute. He's definitely a keeper

my boyfriend made me pesto pasta and at the last minute I wanted a sausage thrown in and he slid it toward me giggling. yes it has a mustache

🚨 BREAKING: The DOJ has "indefinitely paused" the unsealing of the final Epstein files, citing "regional instability" and "national security" regarding the Iran conflict. If you had ANY remaining doubts, then nobody can help you.

This is gross. No other word for it. Gross. War is not a game.

DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES DO NOT STOP TALKING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES #EpsteinCoverup #EpsteinTrumpPedoFiles #EpsteinDistractions #EpsteinFiles

🚨 BREAKING: The White House has blocked intelligence agencies from warning law enforcement about terror threats to the US homeland linked to the Iran war. Read that again. They started an illegal war. Iran struck Azerbaijan, the Gulf states, Tel Aviv, and Dubai. Sleeper cells were activated. And now the White House is preventing intelligence agencies from telling American law enforcement about threats coming home. The domestic response force deploys in April. 357 members of Congress voted to hide their own sexual misconduct records. The Pentagon labeled Anthropic a supply chain risk for refusing to build surveillance tools. And now they’re blocking terror warnings to local police. They are not protecting you from the war they started. They are controlling what you’re allowed to know about it.

We are the bad guys in this story.

An MLB cameraman can't see the cat at all, but he can perfectly determine the cat's current location just by looking at the crowd. He's so professional!

They kidnapped Maduro and assassinated Khamenei before they arrested a single Epstein pedophile….

Marathon winner Alexis Castro was exhausted in the final stretch, until his daughter ran out to help him finish the race hand-in-hand.

Trump is calling on Iran’s civilians to “rise up” and take over their government for their safety and freedom, which is strange because back home US citizens are being shot, detained, or threatened simply for filming immigration agents and excercising their Constitutional rights

Imagine telling the world that you're liberating the women of Iran and one of the first things you do is blow up a school full of girls. Extraordinary.

@ReallyAmerican1 @WarnockWarrior

What are we even doing? LET TRANS PEOPLE LIVE THEIR LIVES. Leave them alone. Stop making laws about them. Stop obsessing about them. They are just people trying to get through the day like everyone else. Their trans-ness does not affect you in any way. STOP HARASSING THEM. STOP.

@rebmasel Well to us you kind of are.

Telling everyone I’m a professor now 🫂

Explaining to people why I’m a Mariners fan for most of my life:

I just ahahahaha I cant ahahaha 🤣

We have your backs. You're not alone.

The stock market is up so we don’t have to prosecute pedophiles is one of the worst political messages i have ever heard.

🚨 MAJOR BREAKING: Lawmakers say Trump’s personal lawyers — Bondi, Blanche, and Patel — withheld or redacted an estimated 95% of references to Donald Trump in the Epstein files — roughly 950,000 of 1M+ mentions, per staff calculations. If accurate, this is one of the largest political cover-ups ever carried out against the public.